holdtard

1. n. A person who stops a conversation on a conference call when they put the call on hold and their hold music stops any one else from talking.

"How many times have we told that holdtard not to put us on hold in a conference call?"

by ichyban October 26, 2012

Holotard

A person who is obsessed with vtubers and vstreamers, especially the ones working for the world-famous vtuber agency Hololive

I_Follow_Shark_Ladies227 is a Holotard. He only posts vtuber-related content on his Twitter.

by Bogdan Narut May 23, 2022

hondtard

A combination of the words honda and retard. Typically, a not so bright young Asian or Caucasian male who spends a boatload of money on accessories such as body kits, spoilers, exhaust systems, etc. for his weak-ass 75 horsepower Honda Civic and then thinks he is driving a high performance exotic, as exhibitied by his idiotic attempts at street racing.

Did you see hondtard get dusted by that old lady in the beater pickup truck?

by vmax December 30, 2008

Holitard

One ignorant to the presence of a holiday.

Awesome Koo: Hey, read the second post of that thread.
Fail'd nab: Wtf?? lmao.
Awesome Koo: What? What are you lol'in at?
Fail'd nab: That post....
Awesome Koo: Why? Is it because he's typing...like that?
Awesome Koo: It was National Speak Like a Pirate Day
Awesome Koo: You holitard.

by Awesome Koo September 20, 2009

Holytards

Individuals so blinded by their religious beliefs that they ignore all scientific reason and attribute only positive personal outcomes to divine intervention.

There were several Holytards on the plane that crashed, thanking God for saving their lives. No mention was made of why God tried to kill them, except that he works in mysterious ways.

by Hitchman August 27, 2013

HoodTard

A hood country dude

Idk if that guy is ghetto or country hmmm... Ohh he’s a hoodtard

by Creator of Hoodtard August 27, 2020