She's not really sick she's just a matrichondriac who hasn't seen her kids in a long time.
by ichyban June 16, 2015
I think Facetweetbooking happens because we have finally reached information saturation making our brains unable to differentiate between online social networking applications. Personally I believe that with the advent of Google search our society has gotten exponentially stupider and less informed as it has become easier and easier to look things up rather than have to be bothered to “remember stuff.”
by ichyban June 16, 2015
The moment you realize that the person you have been conversing with is actually crazy and you are now wondering if you are in any physical danger.
"Dennis had a lunapiphany talking to Vicki that left him desperately looking for a way to get out of the conversation...and the room."
by ichyban August 25, 2014
The act of observing people as they proceed with an activity or action, absolutely refusing to offer an opinion or advice, then after the work is complete if any changes are suggested the passive assertive person will explain that's what they would have done in the first place.
"We've been working on this for a week, you haven't offered a single opinion or suggestion the whole time, and the first time we make a change you can't resist telling us how that's how you would've done it. You're so passive assertive it makes my eyeballs itch."
by ichyban July 06, 2015
noun - when you start typing a reply to a comment or post in Facebook and before even finishing the first/only sentence you realize you really don’t care about whatever meme or cat picture you were responding to so you erase everything you’ve written and move on.
I tried to reply to his post but I was overcome with Facebapathy and just scrolled to the next thing in my news feed.
by ichyban September 11, 2016
by ichyban October 05, 2014
1. n. A person who stops a conversation on a conference call when they put the call on hold and their hold music stops any one else from talking.
by ichyban October 26, 2012