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hooktard 

Noun:
A profoundly stupid prostitute. Contraction of "hooker" and "retard"
I called an escort service last night. The girl they sent was such a hooktard! She couldn't find my hotel, then she couldn't count the money right and thought I shorted her, then she forgot the condoms!
hooktard by bobber222 August 29, 2012
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A person who overuses gestures in Second Life. Usually about audio gestures, but can apply to excessive text art, or indeed any brainless spamming of chat.
Joe: Hooooo!
Joe: Hooooo!
Joe: Hooooo!
Mitzy: Stop being such a hootard.
Hootard by SLingo Watcher January 31, 2009

holdtard 

1. n. A person who stops a conversation on a conference call when they put the call on hold and their hold music stops any one else from talking.
"How many times have we told that holdtard not to put us on hold in a conference call?"
holdtard by ichyban October 26, 2012

Warry Hoodhard FC 

Warry Hoodhard FC is an English professional football team who at the time of writing play in the Proclubs division 7. Famous players include: TREEEEGORSSS, Denis Gunez, Roman Brahatski, Big Brown, QQQQQQQQQQ, Jimmy, Benjamin, Theo Rivers.
Warry Hoodhard FC are going up!

hondtard 

A combination of the words honda and retard. Typically, a not so bright young Asian or Caucasian male who spends a boatload of money on accessories such as body kits, spoilers, exhaust systems, etc. for his weak-ass 75 horsepower Honda Civic and then thinks he is driving a high performance exotic, as exhibitied by his idiotic attempts at street racing.
Did you see hondtard get dusted by that old lady in the beater pickup truck?
hondtard by vmax December 30, 2008
A combination of two words, hoof (to walk) and retard (slow).
"it will take us all day to get there with this hooftard"
hooftard by Azazel77 July 30, 2017
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026
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