HoodTard

A hood country dude

Idk if that guy is ghetto or country hmmm... Ohh he’s a hoodtard

by Creator of Hoodtard August 27, 2020

hooktard

Noun:
A profoundly stupid prostitute. Contraction of "hooker" and "retard"

I called an escort service last night. The girl they sent was such a hooktard! She couldn't find my hotel, then she couldn't count the money right and thought I shorted her, then she forgot the condoms!

by bobber222 August 29, 2012

Hootard

A person who overuses gestures in Second Life. Usually about audio gestures, but can apply to excessive text art, or indeed any brainless spamming of chat.

Joe: Hooooo!
Joe: Hooooo!
Joe: Hooooo!
Mitzy: Stop being such a hootard.

by SLingo Watcher January 31, 2009

holdtard

1. n. A person who stops a conversation on a conference call when they put the call on hold and their hold music stops any one else from talking.

"How many times have we told that holdtard not to put us on hold in a conference call?"

by ichyban October 26, 2012

Warry Hoodhard FC

Warry Hoodhard FC is an English professional football team who at the time of writing play in the Proclubs division 7. Famous players include: TREEEEGORSSS, Denis Gunez, Roman Brahatski, Big Brown, QQQQQQQQQQ, Jimmy, Benjamin, Theo Rivers.

Warry Hoodhard FC are going up!

by SQUILLIUM MORMAN February 3, 2022

hondtard

A combination of the words honda and retard. Typically, a not so bright young Asian or Caucasian male who spends a boatload of money on accessories such as body kits, spoilers, exhaust systems, etc. for his weak-ass 75 horsepower Honda Civic and then thinks he is driving a high performance exotic, as exhibitied by his idiotic attempts at street racing.

Did you see hondtard get dusted by that old lady in the beater pickup truck?

by vmax December 30, 2008

hooftard

A combination of two words, hoof (to walk) and retard (slow).

"it will take us all day to get there with this hooftard"

by Azazel77 July 30, 2017