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Omaha Holdem 

A community card poker game which consists of 5 community cards face up and each player being delt 4 cards to his or her hand.
Players must use 2 cards from their hand and 3 from the table to form the best possible 5 card hand. Can also be shortened to "Omaha"
What game do you wanna play tonight? Omaha?
Omaha Holdem by River Dove February 19, 2004

Texas Holdem

A 5-card variant of poker. Each player dealt two cards face down. 1 round of betting. 3 cards dealt face up in the 'community' which any player can use. These cards are called the flop. More betting. 1 more card to community, known as the turn or fourth street. Bet again. 5th community card, known as the river. Final round of betting. Best 5 card hand wins. Any combo of the two cards in your hand, and the 5 community cards.

Game has become very popular recently due to ESPN's televised World Series of Poker from Las Vegas. Also, Bravo's Celbrity Poker.
Me and the guys are gonna play some holdem later
Texas Holdem by Web250 January 15, 2004

Choctaw six-card or Oklahoma Holdem 

Top-Secret high stakes live cash game created by the Holy Okie. Very exclusive game needing a secret passphrase to enter. I will declassify the rules so people can play it. Make your own passphrase, I cannot reveal mine because it is top-secret and universal. I pray in the name of Jesus Christ that this game becomes popular in Casinos World Wide. First, the deck must include two 8 of hearts. mark a joker as this card to create the 53 card deck. Stealth plays a part in changing the ranks of the poker hands as follows. High cards play normally. Pairs play normally unless someone is dealt suited pocket 8s. Beats aces when it is pair against pair. Plays in two-pair hands when the stealthy 8s are against aces up. This covers the power of the stealthy suited pair. The ranking of suits is needed because dealing with a six-card board allows the possibility of matching flushes and straight flushes. Hearts are high suit then Jewels then Clubs, and Spades are the lowest ranking suit. The sixth card is called the ocean card. The highest possible hand is 5 of a kind. Five (8s) beat all royal flushes no matter the suit. Should a casino implement this game I suggest a bad beat jackpot paying big to all losing royal flushes. Rare but possible now. And the hands rank like normal poker unless the previously mentioned situations occur. This published definition covers my patented rights should an online version be written. I only ask for free universal access to the site.
I hit the bad beat jackpot at the casino last night playing in the Choctaw six-card or Oklahoma Holdem tournament

texas holdem poker 

Texas holdem poker is the world's greatest and most popular poker game. The game is played with each player getting 2 cards down and then there are 5 community cards, face up on the table, for all to play. After looking at the hold cards there is a round of betting, the flop, which consists of 3 cards face up on the table, another round of betting, the turn, one card face up on the table, and finally the river, which is the last card up. The most popular variation is no limit Texas Holdem.
The best thing about The World Poker Tour and Texas Holdem Poker is Shana Hiatt's tits

hollie holdeman 

A person of extremes, often contradictory extremes. Someone who has difficulty distinguishing sincerity and malice manipulation. Being broken and put back together even more better
I sure wish Cole would participate in couple coinciding stop being a hollie Holdeman.
hollie holdeman by HatefulHippie September 6, 2020

holdsemfromflopping 

GERMAN NOUN-A piece of equipment usualy for woman that will hold the boobs so they dont flop all over the place . --OO--
jim -wow she has two black eyes!


steve-wow I wonder how that happened?


jim -maybe she wasnt wearing her holdsemfromflopping!
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Slop Grenade

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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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