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hojillion 

An uncountably large quantity. Derived from the Greek word "hojo", meaning "apple on a stick."
Bill Gates made a hojillion dollars in the past minute.
hojillion by Migrant Programmer March 30, 2004
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hojillion 

A number so large, it does not bear quantifying. Usually used as an amount, or number of times.
Man, I heard eminem like, a hojillion times today, and he needs to die in the face.
hojillion by Knifoon January 15, 2003

Hojillion 

HOJILLION (n): amount of money necessary for sex with erotic professionals, non-stop, for an average human lifespan.

From "wildwood (153376)" on Slashdot
My plans for world domination unfortunately require about a hojillion dollars.
Hojillion by random-adam December 21, 2006

hojillion 

The number of hos you can fit into your car.
Then I drank about a hojillion Dr. Peppers.
hojillion by Brad February 9, 2004

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026