hoidown 

the act of going down on men with hoi

Karl is a fruit who gives out free hoidowns to his man-lovers on the weekends.

hoidown by fatman March 5, 2004

hoidown 

Event with an abnormally high amount of hoi, may refer to hoi in the sexual sense.

Ref: hoi is hoi as food is food

Hi! I'm here for the hoidown.

hoidown by IH April 27, 2004

Carolina Hoedown 

the act of getting a blowjob after taking a messy shit and not wiping so throughout the entire act your girl has to smell your shit while blowing you. You then ask her to stick a finger in your ass and after everything is said and done, you have left her with a souvenir of a wet, stinky skid mark on her couch or bedsheets.

Friend: Dude did you get laid last night?

Male: No, but I busted out the Carolina Hoedown so bad; her apartment stunk too bad for her to stay so she had to stay with a friend for the night.

Carolina Hoedown by Airmanflipflop June 25, 2009

Honkey Hoedown 

The act of many caucasians gathered in one home or yard and partying, being belligerent , obnoxious, and just listening to some horrible music.

I was late for work again my new neighbors were having a Honkey Hoedown again. At least i got some digits from a few Honkey ho's

Honkey Hoedown by J TIZZLE October 26, 2012

hoebag hoedown 

when you and your friends create a party solely to get your cocks sucked by inviting every filthy skank you know.

yo denis did you call that chickenhead courtney to the hoebag hoedown, heard she's a layup. Yea Dave, I even asked rachael. Wait till this knob groupie gets a hold of you. She can suck a fart out of your penis hole. Its gonna be a fuckin bad ass blow bash.

hoebag hoedown by grande galo claro September 2, 2010

hodown 

Is usually when yall get together with a bunch of friends and have a howlin' good time. Music, lots of booze and wild abandon are key ingredients. May be organized by some social group or establishment in the hopes of attracting many strangers/patrons.

Term has its roots in the traditional dance performed by some folks long ago.

Jimmy: Yo you goin to the Pit? they havin' that blues night hodown!

Jack: Nah man...they don't know how to throwdown.

Jill: Yea and they really overcharge u on watered down drinks...hey lets just get a shitload of food n booze and get the whole crew to hodown at JJ's.

hodown by W. Smith December 10, 2008

Pikey Hoedown 

Pikey Hoedown is a young persons party filled with chavs and unwanted visitors.

Don't invite to many people, I don't want my party turning into a Pikey Hoedown

Pikey Hoedown by PikeyHoedown June 9, 2009