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hodown

Is usually when yall get together with a bunch of friends and have a howlin' good time. Music, lots of booze and wild abandon are key ingredients. May be organized by some social group or establishment in the hopes of attracting many strangers/patrons.

Term has its roots in the traditional dance performed by some folks long ago.
Jimmy: Yo you goin to the Pit? they havin' that blues night hodown!

Jack: Nah man...they don't know how to throwdown.

Jill: Yea and they really overcharge u on watered down drinks...hey lets just get a shitload of food n booze and get the whole crew to hodown at JJ's.
by W. Smith December 10, 2008
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Hodown

When your wife pisses you off to the point you throw her on the ground.
Jimmy Raisinberry: ZENA! YOUR CAT IS KILLING ME!
Zena: MY PUSSY!!!
*Johnny throws her down perfusely* BITCH! HERES A HODOWN!
by JimmyRaisinberry July 14, 2009
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Carolina Hoedown

the act of getting a blowjob after taking a messy shit and not wiping so throughout the entire act your girl has to smell your shit while blowing you. You then ask her to stick a finger in your ass and after everything is said and done, you have left her with a souvenir of a wet, stinky skid mark on her couch or bedsheets.
Friend: Dude did you get laid last night?

Male: No, but I busted out the Carolina Hoedown so bad; her apartment stunk too bad for her to stay so she had to stay with a friend for the night.
by Airmanflipflop June 25, 2009
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Honkey Hoedown

The act of many caucasians gathered in one home or yard and partying, being belligerent , obnoxious, and just listening to some horrible music.
I was late for work again my new neighbors were having a Honkey Hoedown again. At least i got some digits from a few Honkey ho's
by J TIZZLE October 26, 2012
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Homowners

My uncle jon and aunt ken are homowners in Japan.
by bojangles951 July 30, 2010
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hoebag hoedown

when you and your friends create a party solely to get your cocks sucked by inviting every filthy skank you know.
yo denis did you call that chickenhead courtney to the hoebag hoedown, heard she's a layup. Yea Dave, I even asked rachael. Wait till this knob groupie gets a hold of you. She can suck a fart out of your penis hole. Its gonna be a fuckin bad ass blow bash.
by grande galo claro September 2, 2010
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Mexican Ho-Down

This is performed when a female, generally a mexican, farts a pile of cocaine into one's nose.
Sarah: I just gave billy the mexican ho-down, and now my asshole is numb.
by criminalbmx January 20, 2008
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