Hayposting is when someone posts about Elliott Smith’s “Needle in the hay” on social media or a spam account, often accompanied by a photo of Richie Tennenbaum from the suicide scene in the royal tennenbaums .
Dude, I was so fucked up last nightthinking about my ex, I started Hayposting on my spam
Hoosting is where something happens that is so outrageous or hilarious one or more of your 6 senses is overstimulated, which in turn boosts the high of your drug of choice.
“when you showed me that tik tok last night hoosted me so hard that edible kicked in right away”
The act of promoting a speculative asset on social media with the intention of selling one's own holdings (a "bag") to unsuspecting investors, often by presenting overly optimistic or misleading information.
The investor was accused of bogposting after posting a series of enthusiastic tweets about a cryptocurrency they heavily invested in.
Etymology: A combination of "bogus" and "posting," referring to the deceptive nature of the activity.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.