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Definitions by officialdildotester69

royal crispy

The act of a woman ejaculating on your penis, letting it dry and get crispy, creating a royal crispy.
Dude! My girl gave me a royal crispy last night!

Hoosting 

Hoosting is where something happens that is so outrageous or hilarious one or more of your 6 senses is overstimulated, which in turn boosts the high of your drug of choice.
“when you showed me that tik tok last night hoosted me so hard that edible kicked in right away”

“i got a joke that’s gonna hoost you so good”

“hoosting helps make the experience better

Giggityfuck 

A extreme feeling of arousal or excitement usually triggered by a female. Or caused by extreme happiness and euphoria to anything.
“Yo dude you see that girl over there?” “Yeah bro, Giggityfuck”
“Yo dude, wanna smoke a blunt tonight?” “Oh yes, Giggityfuck”