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hoop-sting 

The pain endured after a through 'passing' session on ones throne. Often caused by spicy food consumption or 'getting the runs'.

Is also a product of anal love making.

Can also be used as an insult, or a term for feeling overwhelmed in a work situation.
"Ouch, i've got such terrible hoop-sting today Daz!"

"God, we getting hooped today!"

"Emma, you're a hoop-sting!"
hoop-sting by Jiggly January 21, 2004
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hoopstinger 

A derogatory term used to discriminate homosexual males.
hoopstinger by Anonymous August 7, 2003

Hooksting 

When a pirate fist with the wrong hand
"I accedently killed my sailorboy last night"
"How?"
"Hooksting"
"I see captain"
Hooksting by Vikt0303 February 12, 2019

Hoosting 

Hoosting is where something happens that is so outrageous or hilarious one or more of your 6 senses is overstimulated, which in turn boosts the high of your drug of choice.
“when you showed me that tik tok last night hoosted me so hard that edible kicked in right away”

“i got a joke that’s gonna hoost you so good”

“hoosting helps make the experience better”
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