HOFF-ME 

the word that a vice principal says to a certified hofficer if the are having significant pleasure.

HOFF-ME scotty!

HOFF-ME by UR average school boy September 20, 2018

Me'Hoff 

referring to the term "jacking off" or "jack me off"

if someone has the nickname Me'Hoff they are probably a nympho, but that doesnt exactly mean that they want you to jack them off right then and there

Me'Hoff by nympho3 May 28, 2005

Hoffmeister Cadence 

A musical cadence that does not make sense in the context of the music due to: incorrect analyzing or the composer was a nob.

student 1: "dude what did you get for the final cadence?"

student 2: "oh Hoffmeister Cadence"

student 1: "Sweeeet"

Hoffmeister Cadence by enraged theory student July 17, 2009

Hoffmeister 

Mr Hasselhoff's official title. A term of respect when refering to 'the Hoff'

'May the Hoffmeister be with you'
'All hail the Hoffmeister'

Hoffmeister by solongandthanks.. May 3, 2005