hofty 

When the penis is half way to an erection, or half way down from an erection.

"Hey, come look at this"
"Hold on, i'm in my boxers and i've got a hofty"

hofty by Craig McRae July 7, 2006

HOFTY 

it's when a penis is semi hard, like half hard, half soft...HOFTY!

(1) "Man I've got a total hofty goin' "
(2) "After sex all i had was a hofty"

HOFTY by xamplesample January 30, 2008

Hofty Wofty 

An Ice Cream Cocktail

The Infamous Ice Cream Cocktail "Hofty Wofty" Originated in Chatham, Kent, United Kingdom by Stacey Bear in November 2009.

The dessert comprises of multiple flavoured ice creams (Vanilla, Pistachio, Banana, Chocolate, Strawberry, Mint, Raspberry Ripple and Lemon Sorbet)
with Honeycomb, Jelly Tots, Nuts, Edible Silver and Pink Balls, Flake, Chocolate Sprinkles, Toffee Chocolate & Strawberry Sauce, Squrty Cream and a Wafer with a dusting of Cocoa Powder to finish...

These ingredients must be layered in order of personal preference

Hofty Wofty by Stacey Bear & Lawrence Pig November 30, 2009

Hooty 

bird tube. Must I say anything else?

Hooty: breathes hoot hoot!
Amity: If that bird tube ever speaks to me again, I'm going to destroy it.

Hooty by Garnet go brr August 30, 2020

hefty chonk 

A hefty chonk is usually a cat which is so fat it can barely do anything normally.

me: OH LAWD HE COMING,

guy: who?

me: THE HEFTY CHONK

hefty chonk by peggy_the_chink September 22, 2019

HOTY

HOTY stands for Hit Of The Year.

"HOTY" ; to consume a large amount of cannabis at once

Did you hear about Oscar? I heard he took a HOTY last night.

I heard that guy's quite a hotyhunter.

HOTY by Hotyhunter October 5, 2019

Hufty Puff 

A description of an exceedingly well nourished individual sweating profusely, gasping for breath, nearing cardiac collapse whilst attempting to lose their first kilo after a lifetime of grazing.

Or any big fellow using the stairs, moderate exercise can bring on the state of being a "Hufty puff."

Or a big fellow that sweats heavily on relatively mild days.

Look at that hufty puff, I'll go warm up the paddles.

I couldn't find space in the gym it was full of hufty puff's.

I just had give my seat away on the bus to some huffy puff, if the bus had stopped suddenly it would have been carnage.

Hufty Puff by PrickMcDick June 3, 2011