Hufty Puff

A description of an exceedingly well nourished individual sweating profusely, gasping for breath, nearing cardiac collapse whilst attempting to lose their first kilo after a lifetime of grazing.

Or any big fellow using the stairs, moderate exercise can bring on the state of being a "Hufty puff."

Or a big fellow that sweats heavily on relatively mild days.
Look at that hufty puff, I'll go warm up the paddles.

I couldn't find space in the gym it was full of hufty puff's.

I just had give my seat away on the bus to some huffy puff, if the bus had stopped suddenly it would have been carnage.
by PrickMcDick May 10, 2011
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Wanky-wave

When on takes pleasure waving at neighbours or perhaps people from a bus whilst having a wank. The delight is taken when one is having a wank and waving to others whilst maintaining the royal smile.
"Look at the queens wave, such poise and delight as she takes joy from her subjects!"
"Are you sure she's not having a wanky-wave?"
by PrickMcDick December 31, 2020
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Hot Donald

An alternative fact, a whopping lie that's paraded as truth, possibly from Donald Trumps mouth, but any lie that is barely credible said with no irony.
Example "No one respects women more than I do" D Trump.

"I wasn't cheating on you darling I accidently fell into her as she fell over"

Wife such a hot Donald.
by PrickMcDick January 24, 2017
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