hoevember 

Taking a vacation from meaningful relationships during the month of November, in order to "sow one's oats" as it were.

ex: " we're celebrating Hoevember by partying at a different club every night-no boyfriends allowed-and if you go home with the same guy twice you're no longer allowed!!"

hoevember by LissyHoneybee November 19, 2017

homovember 

When a gay man is congratulated on his Movember moustache, but it turns out that he always wears a "porno, village-people style" moustache, then it is homovember 'stache.

"Check out that guy's Movember 'stache."

"Bro, that's my upholsterer Simon, that gay dude is always rocking a homovember moustache when he's out cruising the Village."

homovember by dennypeg November 28, 2013

Hoecember

It is a noun and it is the month of December when hoes both male and female spend their holiday hoeing around like the fuckboys and fuckgirls they are

It's almost Hoecember, a time of sex and partying

Hoecember by Royal_Raps December 4, 2018

Hovember 

the month immediately following Cocktober and preceeding Dicksember

Look at that chick! she could totally be Miss Hovember...

Hovember by stupid1 November 26, 2007

No-hoe-vember 

Where a girl (or boy) puts their promiscuous behaviour on hold for the month of November.

Girl1: He totally wants you! Are you going home with him?
Girl2: I can't, it's No-hoe-vember.

No-hoe-vember by Your Monthly Hoe Guidance January 29, 2018

Hovember 

A sex positive, month long celebration.

A festival to embrace the human experience through consensual sexual conquests.

Antonyms: No Nut November

Q: Are you participating in No Nut November?
A: No, sorry. I celebrate Hovember. Better stock up on lube and snacks!

Hovember by sexkittenmarxist November 9, 2018

Hovember 

The female equivelant of Movember(formally known as November)
Hovember is a month long fund raising event during which participants(adult females) attempt to grow a luxurious and stylish custom Racing Strip throughout the month. they also ask people to sponsor them for this event, and all monies raised go toward womens health issues and further research...

Jenny-"i'm growing a nice arrow for Hovember!"
Jodie-"I'm going all natural 70s bush!"
Jackie-"I'm trying for a smiley face!"

Hovember by Kerez December 9, 2008