Hoecember

It is a noun and it is the month of December when hoes both male and female spend their holiday hoeing around like the fuckboys and fuckgirls they are

It's almost Hoecember, a time of sex and partying

by Royal_Raps December 4, 2018

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hoevember

Taking a vacation from meaningful relationships during the month of November, in order to "sow one's oats" as it were.

ex: " we're celebrating Hoevember by partying at a different club every night-no boyfriends allowed-and if you go home with the same guy twice you're no longer allowed!!"

by LissyHoneybee November 19, 2017

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joecember

The holiday of December that is dedicated to all Joe’s

Oh my god! It is the start of Joecember!

by rachel_berry_gleefan109 December 19, 2022

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Hovember

the month immediately following Cocktober and preceeding Dicksember

Look at that chick! she could totally be Miss Hovember...

by stupid1 November 26, 2007

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Hovember

A sex positive, month long celebration.

A festival to embrace the human experience through consensual sexual conquests.

Antonyms: No Nut November

Q: Are you participating in No Nut November?
A: No, sorry. I celebrate Hovember. Better stock up on lube and snacks!

by sexkittenmarxist November 9, 2018

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The female equivelant of Movember(formally known as November)
Hovember is a month long fund raising event during which participants(adult females) attempt to grow a luxurious and stylish custom Racing Strip throughout the month. they also ask people to sponsor them for this event, and all monies raised go toward womens health issues and further research...

Jenny-"i'm growing a nice arrow for Hovember!"
Jodie-"I'm going all natural 70s bush!"
Jackie-"I'm trying for a smiley face!"

by Kerez December 9, 2008

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