The female equivelant of Movember(formally known as November)
Hovember is a month long fund raising event during which participants(adult females) attempt to grow a luxurious and stylish custom Racing Strip throughout the month. they also ask people to sponsor them for this event, and all monies raised go toward womens health issues and further research...
Jenny-"i'm growing a nice arrow for Hovember!"
Jodie-"I'm going all natural 70s bush!"
Jackie-"I'm trying for a smiley face!"
Taking a vacation from meaningful relationships during the month of November, in order to "sow one'soats" as it were.
ex: " we're celebrating Hoevember by partying at a different club every night-no boyfriends allowed-and if you go home with the same guytwice you're no longer allowed!!"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).