by Daddy696969696 October 25, 2019
During the month of October, you are allowed to have gay sex with the homies without saying no homo and you will still remain a virgin and be straight
Dude 1: "Hey dude wanna fuck?"
Dude 2: "Hell no, that's some gay shit nigga"
Dude 1: "But it's Cocktober"
Dude 2: "Oh, right"
Dude 2: "Hell no, that's some gay shit nigga"
Dude 1: "But it's Cocktober"
Dude 2: "Oh, right"
by SuperbadDefinitions October 03, 2019
The month before No Nut November. During cocktober it is advised that you wank as much as possible before giving it up for No Nut November. your dick should look like a cat was fighting with it from all of the wanking.
by Scrotum Slayer November 08, 2019
by Bingbong your opinion is wrong October 07, 2020
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Ashley: you ready for cocktober? get your freaky freaky on!
Ella: what's cocktober?
Asheley: omg ella you are such a virgin.
Ella: what's cocktober?
Asheley: omg ella you are such a virgin.
by moonlightbizzle October 04, 2018
cocktober is during the month of october. girls (and gays), i will now introduce to you, cocktober. cocktober is a month where you have to get as much dick as possible.
“hey betty how are u doing at cocktober?”
by stinkycoochie eater October 17, 2020
by Julia Murney June 09, 2007