hoebanger

1. an exclamation from a sleeping person meant to convey anger at a dream person. roughly the equivalent of angrily shouting "green bean!"
2. a person who bangs sexually indiscriminate people beacaues its easier than relationships.
3. an insult used most frequently while driving or at the checkout.
4. an angry general exclamation.

"did you see that fuckin hoebanger cut me off?!"

"my roommate mark is such a hoebanger. i had to give him a lift to the clinic twice this month."

by lizifer42 February 5, 2010

Hoebanger

A term of endearment for your friends who are 'players'

Me and my hoebangers are going down to the club tonight

by Maxpowerballs December 21, 2017

hobaggery

1. The act of being a hobag.
2. General term for whorish activities attributed to hobags and their counterpart, the skank-ho. See urban dictionary entry for hobag.

You need to quit all that hobaggery, last time I was this close to not picking your ass up downtown after you lost your panties in Reno. It took us hours to drive back here to Fort Worth!

by kristanelise October 27, 2006

Hoebagel

a hoe/slut/whore/hooker whos legs are constantly spread open all the time that theres an ever present hole, like there is in a bagel.

Man look at that girl she is such a hoebagel, sleeping with all those men. It's like her legs are never closed

by Always Laughing January 1, 2011

hoefinger

the act of smelling like a vagina.

after playing an arousing game of baskegtball, i smelled like hoefinger

by blow me33447 December 7, 2005

Hoemonger

A dude who fuckz a lot of hoes.

My Uncle had a cell phone with 40 different Hoe's names in it, all of which he had "piped-down at one time or another", And when I ask him... "why he had all those women", He gave me three different answers #1. Was "Because as a Man, I Can!..." #2. Was "...And Because I Like Having Multiple Women..." #3. Was "...I Just Like Fucking These Hoez!" finally he sat me down and told me the truth "You see Lil Neph all women are hoes that's all most of them will ever be, and if you as a man, deal with these hoes that makes you a Hoemonger! Now I Be Straight Killing These Hoez Pussy! but if I ever hear-tell of you getting caught-up-in-the-game with these stank-ass-hoes I'ma whop your black-ass lil neph and then my brothers is gonna whop your black-ass like you stole something".

by Rufio BlackSon August 7, 2018

Hoobanger

A four wheeled vehicle, that in better times may have been called either a piece of junk, a clunker, a hoopty, a bucket, or a pile, but is no far more beat up, discolored, louder, rustier, or aggressively unattractive. An automobile that you wouldn't expect to see anywhere other than in a junk yard, at a demolition derby, or parked on the streets of Somalia. A vehicle that even the dirtiest of hitchhikers would not be caught dead riding in.

"Is that rust & bondo colored hoobanger parked outside yours? No wonder why you're still a virgin dude!"

by Dangerous Lee February 28, 2015