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The thick black eyeliner girls wear to make themselves look older, but really makes them look like a hoe with raccoon eyes.
That girl would be a lot cuter if she didn't wear so much hoetar.
hoetar by drumbeast99 September 21, 2014
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Hoetation 

When you have a rotation of men or women you consistently cycle through
Are you just hooking up with one dude rn? Nah I have a hoetation of 5 men rn.
Hoetation by Sonia K May 9, 2020
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The art of talking, writing or generally presenting oneself like a ho.
That girl was being real foul on Facebook today and posting inappropriate comments about her sexual escapades with random dudes. I wish she would stop spitting her hoetry for everyone to see.

You know that Slampig will be at the club tonight with her usual hoetry.

What a wonderful piece of hoetry. Now, I am clear that if I sleep with you my dick might fall off!
hoetry by True fu August 24, 2010
It's supposed to be a person obsessed in Hetalia, but there's another meaning to it. The "Heta" in "Hetalia" comes from the word "Hetare" in Japanese, which means "useless".

So the meanings are:
1. Useless retard, "retard" because of the "tard" in the word

2. Hetalia obsessed person
Girl One: Hey! Are you going out with Derp anymore?
Girl Two: No, he's such a hetard
Girl One: A what?
Girl Two: A useless retard
Girl One: Oh...

~~♥

Girl One: I bought Hetalia plushies and posters and dvd's and etc etc etc...
Girl Two: Wow, you've become a Hetard
Girl One: No! I've become one with Mother Russia!
Girl Two: o_o...
Hetard by Aquamethyst November 19, 2012
The female equivilant to a male "Gaydar"
Soley in which females have the ability to tell if other women are hoes, skanks, whores, sluts, ect, or if the woman in question just looks like a hoe, versus actually being one.
Guy Oh my gosh did you see that girl? She was a total whore.
Girl No... she wasnt
Guy Dude, she totally was- did you see her?
Girl I have a hoedar... she was just dressed like a slut, she wasnt really one.
Guy Oh... dang
Hoedar by Angelicious Yo May 21, 2008

HOTarexia 

An affliction comparable to anorexia except instead of sufferers believing that they are fat, Hotarexics believe they are HOT.
Hoterexics are often shocked by mirrors and photo’s when they believed they were looking a lot hotter.
Hotarexics can be of varying degrees of attractiveness from low to moderate to high but nothing compared to their inflated self perception of extreme hotness.
Roisin “Wait! That photo must be wrong, I could have sworn I was looking hotter than that last night. . . in my mind, I am so much better looking”
Brooke “What you’ve got there, is a good ol’ fashioned case of hotarexia”
HOTarexia by carsonator September 30, 2011

hoetastic 

A word used to describe a location with a plethora of extravagant looking females that act in ways that aren't deemed acceptable to society's standards.
Man....I cannot wizzait to go to school tomorrow! It's so freaking hoetastic.
hoetastic by joemammy March 2, 2007
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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