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Hoetation 

When you have a rotation of men or women you consistently cycle through
Are you just hooking up with one dude rn? Nah I have a hoetation of 5 men rn.
Hoetation by Sonia K May 9, 2020
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The art of talking, writing or generally presenting oneself like a ho.
That girl was being real foul on Facebook today and posting inappropriate comments about her sexual escapades with random dudes. I wish she would stop spitting her hoetry for everyone to see.

You know that Slampig will be at the club tonight with her usual hoetry.

What a wonderful piece of hoetry. Now, I am clear that if I sleep with you my dick might fall off!
hoetry by True fu August 24, 2010
It's supposed to be a person obsessed in Hetalia, but there's another meaning to it. The "Heta" in "Hetalia" comes from the word "Hetare" in Japanese, which means "useless".

So the meanings are:
1. Useless retard, "retard" because of the "tard" in the word

2. Hetalia obsessed person
Girl One: Hey! Are you going out with Derp anymore?
Girl Two: No, he's such a hetard
Girl One: A what?
Girl Two: A useless retard
Girl One: Oh...

~~♥

Girl One: I bought Hetalia plushies and posters and dvd's and etc etc etc...
Girl Two: Wow, you've become a Hetard
Girl One: No! I've become one with Mother Russia!
Girl Two: o_o...
Hetard by Aquamethyst November 19, 2012
The female equivilant to a male "Gaydar"
Soley in which females have the ability to tell if other women are hoes, skanks, whores, sluts, ect, or if the woman in question just looks like a hoe, versus actually being one.
Guy Oh my gosh did you see that girl? She was a total whore.
Girl No... she wasnt
Guy Dude, she totally was- did you see her?
Girl I have a hoedar... she was just dressed like a slut, she wasnt really one.
Guy Oh... dang
Hoedar by Angelicious Yo May 21, 2008

HOTarexia 

An affliction comparable to anorexia except instead of sufferers believing that they are fat, Hotarexics believe they are HOT.
Hoterexics are often shocked by mirrors and photo’s when they believed they were looking a lot hotter.
Hotarexics can be of varying degrees of attractiveness from low to moderate to high but nothing compared to their inflated self perception of extreme hotness.
Roisin “Wait! That photo must be wrong, I could have sworn I was looking hotter than that last night. . . in my mind, I am so much better looking
Brooke “What you’ve got there, is a good ol’ fashioned case of hotarexia”
HOTarexia by carsonator September 30, 2011

hoetastic 

A word used to describe a location with a plethora of extravagant looking females that act in ways that aren't deemed acceptable to society's standards.
Man....I cannot wizzait to go to school tomorrow! It's so freaking hoetastic.
hoetastic by joemammy March 2, 2007