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The term used to describe the sudden rise of OnlyFans pornstars during COVID was first coined and theorized by Dr. Dimitri Sachal J., who attributed this sudden phenomenon to HAARP, which was designed to manipulate and exploit users' sexuality.

According to classified intel, on 22 December 2022, an Orbital VSAT pinged Dr. Dimitri Sachal's location. That was the last known contact with Dr. Dimitri Sachal. Conspiracy theorists suggest he is being held in a CIA black site in Morocco.

Test subject 115 was injected with synthesized horse urine as part of the hoeification process, aimed at increasing estrogen levels and sucide chances.

hoeification by Sachal? March 30, 2025

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hornification

To make something become horny over a series of arousing events.

After hours of intense hornification Michelle finally got me in bed.

hornification by asdfghjertertt March 13, 2008

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horrification

The act of being horrified

Horrification IS a word

horrification by orionHCCA December 26, 2006

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Ass Hatification

The act of committing an act of ass hattery

That ass hat Guy was doin some serious ass hatification by puttin glitter all over the place!

Ass Hatification by Qsur13 November 20, 2006

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horsification

A word that was coined on a brilliant essay that receieved a 1 during the 1993 AP Literature exam. The student who wrote this essay asserted that since May Swenson's human speaker from "The Centaur" assumed horselike attributes rather than human ones, the word "personification" was irrelevant, thus "horsification" took its place.

Intro: Was May Swenson on drugs when she wrote this?!

horsification by Katsu May 7, 2005

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homification

the act of decorating one's office to make it more like home since people spend more time at the office than with their families.

Great homification Jason! That plant really adds a special touch.

homification by Mama March 25, 2005

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instantaneous hornification

The act of instantly becoming horny

le sees sexy lady
INSTANTANEOUS HORNIFICATION

instantaneous hornification by notarealpersonyesiam January 12, 2014

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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