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The term used to describe the sudden rise of OnlyFans pornstars during COVID was first coined and theorized by Dr. Dimitri Sachal J., who attributed this sudden phenomenon to HAARP, which was designed to manipulate and exploit users' sexuality.

According to classified intel, on 22 December 2022, an Orbital VSAT pinged Dr. Dimitri Sachal's location. That was the last known contact with Dr. Dimitri Sachal. Conspiracy theorists suggest he is being held in a CIA black site in Morocco.

Test subject 115 was injected with synthesized horse urine as part of the hoeification process, aimed at increasing estrogen levels and sucide chances.

hoeification by Sachal? March 30, 2025

Words you can keep

hornification

To make something become horny over a series of arousing events.

After hours of intense hornification Michelle finally got me in bed.

hornification by asdfghjertertt March 13, 2008

Related Words

hoeification • homification • Hobification • hornification • hagification • Hatification • hetification • homiefication • horofication • horrification

horrification

The act of being horrified

Horrification IS a word

horrification by orionHCCA December 26, 2006

Ass Hatification

The act of committing an act of ass hattery

That ass hat Guy was doin some serious ass hatification by puttin glitter all over the place!

Ass Hatification by Qsur13 November 20, 2006

horsification

A word that was coined on a brilliant essay that receieved a 1 during the 1993 AP Literature exam. The student who wrote this essay asserted that since May Swenson's human speaker from "The Centaur" assumed horselike attributes rather than human ones, the word "personification" was irrelevant, thus "horsification" took its place.

Intro: Was May Swenson on drugs when she wrote this?!

horsification by Katsu May 7, 2005

homification

the act of decorating one's office to make it more like home since people spend more time at the office than with their families.

Great homification Jason! That plant really adds a special touch.

homification by Mama March 25, 2005

instantaneous hornification

The act of instantly becoming horny

le sees sexy lady
INSTANTANEOUS HORNIFICATION

instantaneous hornification by notarealpersonyesiam January 12, 2014

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026