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Poon Hogger

Noun-A male or lesbian who has multiple current female sexual partners hoes and refuses to let any of his boys partake in the plethora of poon pounding
Hey Chuck, you know that I'm a newly divorced man! How bout throwing your boy one of your hoes and quit being a Poon Hogger!

hoegerlasmonique 

A strange feeling that can not be discribed. Many experienced it in life, but since its hardly noticable and hard to explain, only a few know about it.
Dude, did you feel hoegerlasmonique today?
hoegerlasmonique by Cawkz November 25, 2009

Pole Hogger 

A person who hogs the pole on a subway, bus, or train by standing against it with their entire body leaving others nothing to hold onto.
"I had to train surf the downtown 6 today because some guy was totally being a pole hogger."
Pole Hogger by MissMelissaJean October 7, 2009

Blanket Hogger

Someone who doesn't like to share the blanket. Rolling themselves up like they were wrapped in a cocoon, leaving you blanket-less and shivering.
Blanket Hogger by bellagio February 13, 2013

bong hogger

a person or people who hold a bong and confide it to no one else
yo john pass the bong already you torched three nugs already

john: just one more

dave: what a bong hogger
bong hogger by mr.bigbud420 June 28, 2009

Hogger Biscuit 

Someone who works hard at their game and wants the ball.
I see you working hard there you Hogger Biscuit
Hogger Biscuit by 4 Hinklestein March 31, 2021