hoefler 

A bitch that likes to take it 3 feet in the ass

"I'm horny, can you give it to me?"
"In the ass?"
"Duh!"
"You sure are a Hoefler!"

hoefler by jally11 December 2, 2015

Hoehlered 

1.) To be cornered and inconvenienced by your boss for an extremely long time for an "urgent" matter
2.) To be stuck on a phone call for hours on end with your boss when in fact all he wanted to know was if you were available to meet the next day to get Hoehlered... again
3.) To take it up the ass hard from your boss

I was on my way to the bar but then I got Hoehlered for three hours and was stuck drinking four shots in a row to play catch up.

After being Hoehlered I drank heavily and ended up rolling down the wheelchair ramp at the Pink Taco.

Hoehlered by An unfortunate victim June 25, 2008

Hoefer 

A dramatically shrunken male genitalia.

Holy crap this water is freezing it's giving me a hoefer.

Hoefer by Dustin March 8, 2005

hoegler 

Short,retarded hairy gnome that lives in Sherwood forest.

Look at that hoegler standing beside that tree.

hoegler by stack41 November 6, 2007

Hoeler 

Someone who is a virgin.

Someone who looks at fine ass bitches at fiestas, but in reality will never get laid.

The last one you ever wanna be in life is a hoeler.

Hoeler by billy the kid23 October 16, 2009

hefler

When a girl sucks a mighty big black cock

My name is tayten i got hefler last night ;)

hefler by BigFatPussyMama October 6, 2016

hoefer 

the name used to refer to your large/fat/overweight/obese ho-ish or a complete ho friend male or female

jane you are such a hoefer.

hoefer by kaci scroggins January 9, 2009