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Plants are stupid things that are green.
Phil: hey look at those plants
Jeff: Wow, thats stupid
plants by Captain John_smith July 22, 2006
Words you can keep
One quarter (1/4) of a foot (12 inches). 1 Plants = 3 inches.
Over the weekend it it dumped a Plants of rain.

The average male penis is two Plants.
Plants by Johnny Utah 4 Prez February 17, 2013
We're Watering Our Plants WithOut Pants (wopwop).
plants by Jim Ference November 25, 2007
Those things I spend a lot of money on that die instantly no matter what I do.
Did you hear that he killed his plants again?
Plants by Fuckyou66790169 April 15, 2020

Plants Vs Zombies 

A game which can be played on the internet (mini version - 15 levels) or on a computer (full downloaded of CD version) and some iPods. The game is rather addictive, and the object of the game is to protect your house and ultimately your brains from the horde of undead trying to attack from your roof, front yard and back yard using plants. These plants include pea shooters of various forms, wallnuts (a nut that blocks the zombies), water lilies (for planting things on water), sunflowers (to provide sun so you can plant more plants) and mushrooms on night levels. There are also mini games such as Zombotany and Zombie Nimble Zombie Quick, and a Zen Garden where you can grow plant life to sell to Crazy Dave (the crazy neighbour/shopkeeper in the game) for money, which is used throughout the game to buy things for your Zen Garden or useful plant upgrades. May lead to cases of inzombia
Person: What are you playing?
Me: Plants vs Zombies
Person: Is it any good?
Me: Yeah, actually it's rather addictive

Plants vs Zombies (PvZ)-Syndrome 

When playing the videogame "Plants vs Zombies" or its sequel. The PvZ-Syndrome can occur. It is the feeling you get, when completing a level and all of your Plants are placed symmetrically on your yard. It can be experienced by any kind of person and not just by individuals diagnosed with the mental illness "OCD".
People affected by this syndrome state, that you are happy when completing a level, but you are happier when it is symmetrical as well and you feel a slight disappointment in yourself when it isn't symmetrical

"You can only feel the true satisfaction of completing a level when everything is symmetrical. When I defeat the last zombie, I will even take the shovel and remove plants so that everything stays symmetric."
-Anonymous
My Plants vs Zombies (PvZ)-Syndrome is making me enjoy the game less.

plants vs zombies garden warfare 

The most m8 game ever.
it has zombies and plants.
I r8 8/8 no h8
Katy parry: Wow this game is gr8. I should've bought this earlier but I was l8. Plants vs zombies garden warfare is a gr8 b8 to buy.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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