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Hobosexuality 

Hobosexuality; adjective.

Defdinition:A person who has sex with another because they are homeless and in need of shelter.

See also:
Mike Conti.
Mike Conti faces many issues with Hobosexuality with many faces

Hobosexuality

One who engages in hobosexual activities that allow them a place to stay and/or messes with someone's feelings because they only need to have that PLACE anything else is inconvenient
After a night with anyone who engages in hobosexuality and you caught feelings one might say
"Don't c*m in her, I love herr"

But you just missed your turn it will always come back
Hobosexuality by Lightningwoman December 1, 2025

Ho Ho Homosexuality

Coming out to your family and/or friends about your gayness at Christmas time.
Dirk finally told his parents he's gay on December 23rd, it was a classic case of ho Ho Ho Homosexuality.

robosexuality 

(Abstract Noun): the feeling of sexual attraction towards robotic, cyborg, cybernetic, droid, or any autonomaton aroused in any organic being.
"Robosexuality is an abomination! " -Futurama

Reclusive homosexuality 

A sexual orientation that develops in heterosexual individuals as a symptom of being so incredibly down bad that even traps appear to be worthy sexual partners.

First coined in 2022 on twitter.
Person 1: I'd hit that.
Person 2: BRO! That's a trap!
Person 1: Yeah, but I am so down bad that I am low key ok with that.
Person 2: Dude! That's reclusive homosexuality.

homosexualitus 

Homosexualitus is a contagious disease which can be spread only by another homosexual.
Dan, you better stay away from Steve because he has homosexualitus.
homosexualitus by Handjack6969 August 20, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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