hoboistic

to be of or having characteristics similar to a hobo.

Fuck you and your hoboistic way

by meansome, bettybatwings, and daehawk January 2, 2009

Holistic Steamroller

A Holistic Steamroller is something that crushes your mind, body and spirit. It is an occurrence or person that is so devastating to one part of oneself that it crushes the others also.

For example, a physical accident or illness can be so destructive that it tears down the mind and spirit, too. Or mental abuse can lead to a physical and spiritual demise, as well. Likewise, some terrible atrocity that cuts down the spirit will also afflict the body and mind, crippling the emotional life and causing physical illness.

Example one:

Caring person: hey how are you?
Sad lady: I'm fine. No, not really. I've been hit repeatedly by a holistic steamroller and I don't see the point anymore. I'm in physical pain, my man cares more about gadgets, fantasy women and food than he cares for me, and my friends just want what they can get from me. I feel used and neglected at the same time.

Example two:

Caring person: hey How are you? I heard you were in the hospital...

Afflicted Man: (mocking) yeah, I'm great!! I can't work, had a seizure, found out I have a cancerous brain tumor, my wife is a drunk, we have three babies to feed, and nobody gives, or ever has given, a shit! Howdya think I am???!!!

Caring person: (to self) that's a holistic steamroll if ever I saw one...

by Belch Queen March 4, 2019

holistic fuck

Sex that checks all your boxes. Whether it’s passion, love, the person has the right scent, or the kissing is the right style. It has to check all your boxes.

Kevin: “Did you slay?”
Ryan: “Yeah dude”
Kevin: “That’s sick. How was it?”
Ryan: “It was ok. Wasn’t a holistic fuck. I didn’t like how she smelled and the kissing was off.”

by BrysonStrong July 18, 2021

hoelistic

A hooker who is also interested in natural healing and medicines.

Not only can she ride the D, she can hook you up with a hoelistic herbal tea afterwards

by Hoelistic July 29, 2014

holistic

adj. In its entirety; any system, structure or organism considered as a whole composed of many parts. n. holistics; adv. holistically. (cf. gestalt)

A holistic approach would solve the problem rather than trying to patch it up piecemeal.

by Mystikan November 19, 2003

Holistic

It's a philosophy of sexual life. Basically, in this type of sexual life there is no oral or anal sex or even kissing, just plain vanilla sex. Missionary position is given priority and the rest are rarely used or discarded altogether.

Toppo believes in holistic living.

by chanzerre June 15, 2023

homostick

A stick (often wooden) or other phallic object which is inserted into the anus of a homosexual male for sexual pleasure.

"the stick that Kraemer uses when bored and alone"

by Art Handtruck October 16, 2003