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Very easy to tell a toppo from crowd because the prominent characteristics include black color, medium height, no goal in life, serial masturbator, basically a complete failure.
It's no wonder his wife left him; he has been a closeted toppo.
Toppo by chanzerre February 3, 2022
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a guy who drinks allot of "Bass" (the bitter), comes into teamspeak half-drunk, spills his drink into his computer, then screams, shitten-sy-crappen-hoffen.
this gamer is such a toppo
toppo by els236 June 20, 2011

Rocco Toppo 

A gay couple characterised by having completely opposite beliefs and traits.
For example, if Toppo is black then Rocco is fair. Similarly, if Rocco believes in big money with smart approach then Toppo believes in ghissing his ass to no end.
Rocco Toppo couples are a rare sighting. Not many people can manage that shit
Rocco Toppo by chanzerre January 31, 2023

Abhishek Toppo 

A guy who is always drunk on rice beer.
Abhishek Toppo by Cloud bae November 22, 2021

Cow topping 

The selective removal of the extremities of a cow. Such trimming can give better shape to the cow and will encourage further growth.

When cows grow too leggy, it can be helpful to lop excess growth, which will promote the cow to fill out instead of growing too tall and spindly.

Not to be confused with cow tipping, which is the act of giving monetary reward to cows that have provided good service.
Monty Don: In this episode of Gardeners' World, I will be showing the techniques of cow topping, using my small chainsaw and pruning secateurs.
Cow topping by Fishyrich June 2, 2019

toploader 

The act of defacating in somebody's washing machine. Similar to an "upper decker" the toploader has the advantage of not only being more inconvenient to the victim, but also much funnier to the person performing, as well as their friends. The toploader is a serious commitment to pranking and should only be used when the victim is a total douche, or it would be really funny to everybody else.
Man, that guy wouldn't let me use his bathroom so I snuck into his laundry room and gave him a toploader!
toploader by Seamour Butz February 10, 2010

Shayne Topp 

A memeber of a YouTube group called Smosh. He has also been on many other shows and movies like, Icarly, Dear lemon Lima, So Random, etc. Many people ship him and fellow Smosh member Courtney Miller, often called Shayney or Shortney.

His first Smosh appearance was in Smosh summer games.
Shayne Topp by The Holy Sprite April 13, 2017
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-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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