Hob-knocked 

getting hit hard in the testicles

Jeremy was hob-knocked by a fly ball.

Hob-knocked by Snailsalot August 2, 2008

hob-knocker 

when a guy hits you in the face with his penis.

the hob-knocker hit her face so hard she nearly passed out.

hob-knocker by jamie love pie! February 8, 2009

Hob-knocker 

1. one who goes around hitting people hard in the testicles

2. to refer to a person as the pain one suffers after being hob-knocked

On ICarly and Friends the runner up to David Archuleta calls everyone Hob-knockers, hob-knocked is to get hit hard in the testicles ergo a hob-knocker...

Hob-knocker by ChaseMyFace February 8, 2009

hob-knocker 

when a guy takes his penis and harshly slaps a sexual partner across the face.

a guy slapped his pee pee on my face and then called me a hob-knocker!

hob-knocker by richardtyronewilson February 15, 2009

hob knocker 

One who masturbates in public.

hob - usually a penis, but genitals in general.

knocker - to "knock" or fondle said genetailia(to masturbate).

Derived most-likely from someone with a fancy dialect.

Example 1:"Dude! I was in the theater and I happened to look over my shoulder and I saw that guy from Pee Wee's playhouse(Pee-Wee Herman.) knocking his hob!"

Example 2:"Okay, so I was walking down the street the other day, and I peered down this alley, right? And before my eyes was a homeless man beating off!"

"Ew! Dude! What a nasty hob knocker!"

Example 3:"I like to be a hob knocker, I think people's reactions to me knocking my hob before their very eyes is...well hilarious!"

Example 4:"So, I was off behind Quiznoes being a hob knocker, and I accidentally jizzed on a stray cat!"

hob knocker by Saverinator October 15, 2010

Hob Knocker 

A person who masturbates in Public Restrooms.

Oh My God! Did you hear about that hob knocker and what he did in the bathroom last week at school!?

Hob Knocker by Madzyy Shaww<3 June 29, 2009

hob knocker 

Most famously featured on the show, iCarly, a hob knocker is a word mainly used by English people. In real definition, a hob knocker is a man, during oral sex, hitting a woman in the face with his dick

On iCarly, it is described as illegal. In actuality, it isn't. It's just really fun

Filmer: Hey, Joe! Be a hob knocker and whack the slut with your dick!

Joe: (whacks woman)

hob knocker by Gogogoman June 20, 2011