hobib

short dick man who claims he is tall when he is not. Eats 4 times a day

Ahh look it’s hobib that guy with a small dick

hobib by wjahabwhanakaman April 5, 2022

hobbit hair 

A meaning Danisnotonfire uses to describe his amazingly curly hair

Fan: will you consider having your hobit hair for more than a day?
Dan: NOOOOOOOOOO
Dan: sorry I have hobbit hair today I couldnt be bothered to straighten it

Fan: will you consider having your hobit hair for more than a day?
Dan: NOOOOOOOOOO
Dan: sorry I have hobbit hair today I couldnt be bothered to straighten it

hobbit hair by Phandom 101 April 4, 2015

calvin and hobbes 

The most kickass comic series ever written! Bill Watterson is my home dog!

Calvin:Mom's not feeling well, so I'm going to make her a get well card.
Hobbes:That's thoughtful of you
Calvin:See, on the front it says 'Get well soon, and on the inside it says because my bed isn't made, my clothes need to be put away, and I'm hungry. Love Calvin.' Want to sign it?
Hobbes:Sure, I'm hungry too.

calvin and hobbes by speakthetruthandonlythetruth August 14, 2005

Turd Hobbit 

A type of internet troll with poor hygiene and an obsession with Dungeons & Dragons; socially challenged man-children who congregate at anonymous online message boards to dispense opinionated advice.

Although the appearance of many turd hobbits is unknown, sociologist Myree Feinstein-Hernandez characterizes them as middle-aged, balding, and overweight. They adopt personas (which they call"characters") for themselves based on Conan the Barbarian or "Warduke", a toy produced in the 1980s.

Turd Hobbit by TyrannoMurid October 30, 2022

Habiby 

"Habiby" is an arabic term used for guys to show the bromance and for a women to show romance which means "my love" or my true and only love.

You:Habiby lek how are you ?
Him/her: im great habiby what you been upto?

Habiby by Mourtada September 17, 2016

calvin and hobbes 

The last throwback to the days of Little Nemo... the artsiest of the artsy... quite simply the greatest comic of the last twenty-five years.

calvin and hobbes by Brian X July 1, 2003

Habiba 

The unicorn of human beings, they are unequivocally the best thing to exist.

Person 1:Wow Omg she is amazing, I wish I was as cool as her

Person 2: well that's just classic Habiba

Habiba by KFCbae April 8, 2017