Hobbz 

the shiz

man that is the HOBBZ yo!

Hobbz by Jeremy March 30, 2003

hobbz 

The sweetest guy around. A total package man, gets all the ladies.

alternative definition: Something that is the coolest.

That guy over there is the HOBBZ.

Hey! Did you see that guy ride the wall? That was HOBBZ.

hobbz by J-Hobbz January 17, 2005

Hobbz 

A phrase coined to a person who is devoid of the ability to do something on time.

Darniel -Yo dawg you were 2 hours late, where the heck were you?

Joe - Sorry i just got really high and forgot so i went to 5 different fast food restaurants instead.
Fennerz - You're a real Hobbz, you know that?

Hobbz by Poopy Slee April 4, 2010

Hobbz 

type of person . instead of using nigga or dog

ayo you better flee hobbz

Hobbz by fckn pen January 17, 2011

Hobbz 

Hobbz is a prick, it doesn't matter what you say because he is an absolute and complete arsehole and your opinion probably doesn't matter.

If you happen to be in a public shopping centre and want to look at a cunt quickly but happen to be in a country where rape is deemed as illegal then you can quickly turn around to look at Hobbz in order to fulfill your desire.

Hobbz by Clarence Spitsfire May 10, 2010

hobbit hair 

A meaning Danisnotonfire uses to describe his amazingly curly hair

Fan: will you consider having your hobit hair for more than a day?
Dan: NOOOOOOOOOO
Dan: sorry I have hobbit hair today I couldnt be bothered to straighten it

Fan: will you consider having your hobit hair for more than a day?
Dan: NOOOOOOOOOO
Dan: sorry I have hobbit hair today I couldnt be bothered to straighten it

hobbit hair by Phandom 101 April 4, 2015

calvin and hobbes 

The most kickass comic series ever written! Bill Watterson is my home dog!

Calvin:Mom's not feeling well, so I'm going to make her a get well card.
Hobbes:That's thoughtful of you
Calvin:See, on the front it says 'Get well soon, and on the inside it says because my bed isn't made, my clothes need to be put away, and I'm hungry. Love Calvin.' Want to sign it?
Hobbes:Sure, I'm hungry too.

calvin and hobbes by speakthetruthandonlythetruth August 14, 2005