Hobbz
the shiz
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hobbz
The sweetest guy around. A total package man, gets all the ladies.
alternative definition: Something that is the coolest.
alternative definition: Something that is the coolest.
Related Words
Hobbz • Hobbzn • Hobbit • Hobbes • hobbiting • hobbed • hobbit feet • Hobb Knocker • Hobbie • hobbitch
Hobbz
Darniel -Yo dawg you were 2 hours late, where the heck were you?
Joe - Sorry i just got really high and forgot so i went to 5 different fast food restaurants instead.
Fennerz - You're a real Hobbz, you know that?
Joe - Sorry i just got really high and forgot so i went to 5 different fast food restaurants instead.
Fennerz - You're a real Hobbz, you know that?
Hobbz by Poopy Slee April 4, 2010
Hobbz
Hobbz is a prick, it doesn't matter what you say because he is an absolute and complete arsehole and your opinion probably doesn't matter.
If you happen to be in a public shopping centre and want to look at a cunt quickly but happen to be in a country where rape is deemed as illegal then you can quickly turn around to look at Hobbz in order to fulfill your desire.
Hobbz by Clarence Spitsfire May 10, 2010
hobbit hair
A meaning Danisnotonfire uses to describe his amazingly curly hair
Fan: will you consider having your hobit hair for more than a day?
Dan: NOOOOOOOOOO
Dan: sorry I have hobbit hair today I couldnt be bothered to straighten it
Fan: will you consider having your hobit hair for more than a day?
Dan: NOOOOOOOOOO
Dan: sorry I have hobbit hair today I couldnt be bothered to straighten it
Fan: will you consider having your hobit hair for more than a day?
Dan: NOOOOOOOOOO
Dan: sorry I have hobbit hair today I couldnt be bothered to straighten it
Dan: NOOOOOOOOOO
Dan: sorry I have hobbit hair today I couldnt be bothered to straighten it
hobbit hair by Phandom 101 April 4, 2015
calvin and hobbes
Calvin:Mom's not feeling well, so I'm going to make her a get well card.
Hobbes:That's thoughtful of you
Calvin:See, on the front it says 'Get well soon, and on the inside it says because my bed isn't made, my clothes need to be put away, and I'm hungry. Love Calvin.' Want to sign it?
Hobbes:Sure, I'm hungry too.
Hobbes:That's thoughtful of you
Calvin:See, on the front it says 'Get well soon, and on the inside it says because my bed isn't made, my clothes need to be put away, and I'm hungry. Love Calvin.' Want to sign it?
Hobbes:Sure, I'm hungry too.
calvin and hobbes by speakthetruthandonlythetruth August 14, 2005
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