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Hobbknocker 

A person who has sexual relations with animals, or masturbates in public, both being gross and illegal
dude, he had sex with a horse...what a hobbknocker
Hobbknocker by tu`madre January 5, 2011
Related Words
1. An asshat
2. Little man with a small ----.
You're are so pathetic, just like Hobben.
hobben by Me2 April 29, 2005
the shiz
man that is the HOBBZ yo!
Hobbz by Jeremy March 30, 2003

Hobbnocker 

A phrase used on ICarly.

Someone who has viggerous oral sex with an animal. Usualy a female with a male animal.

A person into mega porn-beastialty shit.
"OMG your such a hobbnocker"

----
"Eww did you know she's a hobbnocker?"
Hobbnocker by Sloth-Girl May 2, 2010
The sweetest guy around. A total package man, gets all the ladies.

alternative definition: Something that is the coolest.
That guy over there is the HOBBZ.

Hey! Did you see that guy ride the wall? That was HOBBZ.
hobbz by J-Hobbz January 17, 2005

hobbing off 

A slang term refering to the act of masturbating derived from the name "Hobbs".
Alex's parents walked in on him hobbing off.
hobbing off by Eric Hobbs February 12, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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