Hobbzn

To elevate one's arm at a 45 degree angle then post it up against a wall or other sturdy surface while cornering a female into a position where she is forced to deal with your "mojo".

Dude, you were totally Hobbzn that chica, any luck? OF COURSE!

by StayTrue1852 November 7, 2008

Hobbknocker

A person who has sexual relations with animals, or masturbates in public, both being gross and illegal

dude, he had sex with a horse...what a hobbknocker

by tu`madre January 5, 2011

hobben

1. An asshat
2. Little man with a small ----.

You're are so pathetic, just like Hobben.

by Me2 April 29, 2005

Hobbz

the shiz

man that is the HOBBZ yo!

by Jeremy March 30, 2003

Hobbnocker

A phrase used on ICarly.

Someone who has viggerous oral sex with an animal. Usualy a female with a male animal.

A person into mega porn-beastialty shit.

"OMG your such a hobbnocker"

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"Eww did you know she's a hobbnocker?"

by Sloth-Girl May 2, 2010

hobbz

The sweetest guy around. A total package man, gets all the ladies.

alternative definition: Something that is the coolest.

That guy over there is the HOBBZ.

Hey! Did you see that guy ride the wall? That was HOBBZ.

by J-Hobbz January 17, 2005

hobbing off

A slang term refering to the act of masturbating derived from the name "Hobbs".

Alex's parents walked in on him hobbing off.

by Eric Hobbs February 12, 2008