Harking
Harking by UncleMatt27 July 11, 2016
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harking in the distance
To have failed as the "fail whale" has.
"Hark... in the distance... the fail whale!"
"dude, you're just harking in the distance all over the place"
"dude, you're just harking in the distance all over the place"
harking in the distance by dannyjeffers October 11, 2008
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Harking It
The act of Spanking your monkey after dipping your hand in Cream Cheese Frosting, Then switching to the left hand that's covered in shit from fisting a friend. All the while exclaiming "Im Harking It." or, "I'm Harking it so good right now!"
Harking It by anonymous March 31, 2025
hawking a loogie
When thinking of all the AGW pseudoscience swallowed by the GAC (Global Alarmist Church ... pronounced as G-A-C-K-K-K-K !!! with a gutteral ending as if you have a throat clogged with nasty phlegm and you are "hawking a loogie") you get an overwhelming involuntary reflex to spit on the nearest climatologist).
hawking a loogie by Eppypotamus January 20, 2019
Harfing
To say or assert something so patently stupid and preposterous as to generate widespread mockery. Named in honor of State Department Spokesperson Marie Harf.
The State Department Spokesperson was harfing on about how Islamic State jihadists only needed job opportunities in order to give up their evil ways.
Steven Hawkings soup eater
A person who eats soup and dribbles it all down their shirt and, despite this, outright refuses to use a straw.
Oh dear, Gary is in 'Steven Hawkings soup eater' mode again, dribbling tomato soup all down his tee shirt.
Steven Hawkings soup eater by Terence Dactyl July 5, 2014