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A cheap pay as you talk mobile phone used for arranging assignations with ladies of low moral virtue, thus removing the risk of one's partner finding strange numbers on the normal mobile bill.
I can't phone the slag on my normal phone - the missus will find out. Best use that £30 hobile I've stashed...
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Hoobiley Bits 

Referring to the male genitalia.
She was so mad, she kicked him right in the Hoobiley Bits Man!
Hoobiley Bits by aquadan005 December 30, 2008
Word used by people who's primary language is not english (normally French or Italian) in an attempt to confuse and outsmart people who were raised with english as their primary language.
1. The foreign person was very habile at kicking the english man's ass up Eldridge.

2. The english man was habile with the foreigner's stuck zipper.

3. The english man has so far not been habile at having it all.

4. The foreigner is not habile at waiting to get what she wants, but maybe Santa will help.
habile by english man December 7, 2004
John has sex for money, he must be a habile.
Habile by jwrj53 August 24, 2011

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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