Binford

Stopping a toilet however not to the point of overflowing, just stopping it up and leaving the remains for the next guy.

I used the bathroom at that restaurant and the damn thing wouldn't flush I pulled a Binford.

by Libraryguy June 29, 2009

Binford

a tool

What a binford!

by Anonymous October 13, 2003

Binford

n. (Bin-ferd)

A more derogatory way to refer to someone as a tool.

Can also be used as an inside joke nickname for another person.

Origin: From the South Side of Chicago neighborhood Mount Greenwood. The word is derived from the name of the tool company on the TV show "Home Improvement" (Binford Tools)

"Aw man, why'd you invite Chris to the party? He's a total Binford."

"Uh-oh, here comes Binford."

by Dave Losso December 5, 2007

binford

(n) another name for the male anatomy... deriving from binford tools a.k.a. "home improvement with tim the 'toolman' taylor.

if you dont shut your mouth im gonna smack you in the grill with my binford.

by eggburt moustaffa January 22, 2009

binford

An unaccountably evil man obsessed with bukkake videos and possessed of a morbid fesr of clowns.

If ya think Binford's gonna bukkake you, just bust out the Bozo nose and he'll run like a little bitch...

by habeas corpse January 10, 2004

Rising Binford

The Rising Binford is a hardcore sex move invented by an unnamed man residing in Binford-upon-Avon in Warwickshire, England.

The practice of the Rising Binford is when a man goes down on a woman and then screams in her face just as she is climaxing. This practice is usually followed by the man quickly running out of the room/bush/brothel/public phonebox.

Girl: "Hey! What the hell was that?"

Guy: "You just got served a Rising Binford biaaaatcchhhh"

by unnamed_man_from_binford January 17, 2011

Destination: Benford

A ROBLOX railway game based on British railways. It's quite good and realistic, but not as popular as GCR or SCR.

Ben: What have you been playing this weekend, if any?
Tom: I've found this nice gem of a game, Destination: Benford. Quite nice, it should be on the front page!

by Carl Plandog November 29, 2020