A cheap pay as you talk mobile phone used for arranging assignations with ladies of low moral virtue, thus removing the risk of one's partner finding strange numbers on the normal mobile bill.
I can't phone the slag on my normal phone - the missus will find out. Best use that £30 hobile I've stashed...
by Wilberforce T Zzynski May 13, 2005
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How come every time we go to walmart, there's always a greasy flock of hobblestorks parading around like it's some kind of zoo?
by Dawija February 22, 2011
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A "placeholder" name used in law school hypotheticals. Origin unknown, but used in BarBri prep materials and sample outlines.
Hobie Gates died intestate. Three of his four children predeceased him. One child died without heirs, the other three had two children each. How much will each child receive in a state using per capita representation?
by Cranialsodomy June 1, 2011
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Darron: Yeah, she is, but she smashed the whole crew last week.
Greg: Daaammmnnn, what a hobblecocker.
Darron: Yeah, she is, but she smashed the whole crew last week.
Greg: Daaammmnnn, what a hobblecocker.
by globalcumdumpster October 9, 2016
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Person1: I won't vote for him since he lacks character and morals.
Person2: But, that is an ad hominem attack.
Person1: Well, that is an ad homilem defense.
Person2: But, that is an ad hominem attack.
Person1: Well, that is an ad homilem defense.
by Jack Greynold June 14, 2018
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You're such a stupid hoiler, I'm gonna put you in a choke hold.
Drinking a lot lately, quite the hoiler you got there.
Drinking a lot lately, quite the hoiler you got there.
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