hobile

A cheap pay as you talk mobile phone used for arranging assignations with ladies of low moral virtue, thus removing the risk of one's partner finding strange numbers on the normal mobile bill.

I can't phone the slag on my normal phone - the missus will find out. Best use that £30 hobile I've stashed...

hobile by Wilberforce T Zzynski May 13, 2005

Hobblestork 

a morbidly obese, usually hispanic in nature, fiend of a person who doesn't understand the concept of weight or hygiene, and usually dwell in the depths of wal-mart. Their degree of hobblestork can vary in range from lvl 1-100; level 100 being the most repulsive and grotesque of the storks.

How come every time we go to walmart, there's always a greasy flock of hobblestorks parading around like it's some kind of zoo?

Hobblestork by Dawija February 22, 2011

Hobie Gates 

A "placeholder" name used in law school hypotheticals. Origin unknown, but used in BarBri prep materials and sample outlines.

Hobie Gates died intestate. Three of his four children predeceased him. One child died without heirs, the other three had two children each. How much will each child receive in a state using per capita representation?

Hobie Gates by Cranialsodomy June 1, 2011

Hobie Brown 

A hot, british,funny,smart punk guy who is boyfriend material. Hobie Brown is a REAL NIGGA and would NEVER betray the homies. He's a anarchist and has an amazing sense of humour to match his fineeeee looks, total 10/10 baba gurl.

I wish Hobie Brown was my man

Hobie Brown by Ilovefictionalcharacters69 July 23, 2023

Hobblecocker 

Someone who rides too much dick and in result hobbles to get around.

Greg: That girl is hot, but she walks funny!
Darron: Yeah, she is, but she smashed the whole crew last week.
Greg: Daaammmnnn, what a hobblecocker.

Hobblecocker by globalcumdumpster October 9, 2016

ad homilem 

Falsely accusing someone of committing the ad hominem fallacy, usually due to a misunderstanding of the ad hominem fallacy.

Person1: I won't vote for him since he lacks character and morals.

Person2: But, that is an ad hominem attack.

Person1: Well, that is an ad homilem defense.

ad homilem by Jack Greynold June 14, 2018

Hoiler 

Pertaining to someone yelling randomly at inappropriate times. Someone who screams at a mall for attention. Can also be pertaining to having a beer gut.

You're such a stupid hoiler, I'm gonna put you in a choke hold.

Drinking a lot lately, quite the hoiler you got there.

Hoiler by TechGamerPro December 5, 2018