hnger 

The stinking, fettered rag that started out as a Muslim square, and now terrorises us on a daily basis. Makes a good replacement for agar jelly on Petri dish as it harbours more bacteria than a toilet seat. Has a special place in hell reserved for it.

“Urgh, Maisie has hnger near us, get away before she infects you!”

hnger by iamgroot August 6, 2022

Hungernausea 

The sensation that you are unsure is either hunger or nausea. Usually happens when you haven't eaten in a long while.

I'm feeling hungernausea... I'm not sure whether I should eat or not.

Hungernausea by broodholme September 12, 2020

Hangers Hoist 

Aka a pair of shoelaces aka zip ties

Use them on your tits to stop them touching your belly

Use rope or string or anything really. Even wear a bra if you have to

Her: Whats with the shoelaces?
You: I'm going to give you a hangers hoist

Hangers Hoist by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

shell hunger 

shell hunger — unnecessary death caused by the lack of sufficient ammunition in the midst of a fire fight.

Before Ukrainians die of starvation or cold weather, many good men women and children will die of shell hunger if we don’t give that country the weapons it needs. ARSENAL OF DEMOCRACY, BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!

shell hunger by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 24, 2023

Hagerlife 

A fatty, cuck husband, and son of Grimace. A Michigan superfan. A goddamn waste of space who fears me. Always trying to be fatter than yesterday and dodging flying prison poo. -McD

My Hagerlife is miserable, I have no friends and hide insults on the Internet about real men like a scared prag.

Hagerlife by Brenda Hagerman August 20, 2023

skin hunger 

When you've been without a date for a long, long time, haven't seen your Mom for ages, and no one has hugged you forever and you need someone to touch and hug you, that's skin hunger.

When you are lying in bed or sitting on a park bench and begin fantasizing about lying in bed holding another person and NOT thinking about sex. That's skin hunger!

"Wow. I just met this guy and he grabbed and hugged me the first time he saw me and he said, "Hello!!". My skin felt like it had been electrically buzzed! I have such terrible skin hunger."

I went to a masseuse. As he was massaging my legs and back and my skin was sizzling, I realized no one had touched me in a long, long time. Pure skin hunger!

skin hunger by sweetsie March 20, 2011

Coat-hangered 

Being so drunk you aren't able to walk independently, and must be held up like a coathanger

'Man, i was absolutely coat-hangered last night XD'

Coat-hangered by Dr John the Third February 25, 2019