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hnger

The stinking, fettered rag that started out as a Muslim square, and now terrorises us on a daily basis. Makes a good replacement for agar jelly on Petri dish as it harbours more bacteria than a toilet seat. Has a special place in hell reserved for it.
Urgh, Maisie has hnger near us, get away before she infects you!”
by iamgroot August 6, 2022
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Hungernausea

The sensation that you are unsure is either hunger or nausea. Usually happens when you haven't eaten in a long while.
I'm feeling hungernausea... I'm not sure whether I should eat or not.
by broodholme September 12, 2020
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Hangers Hoist

Aka a pair of shoelaces aka zip ties

Use them on your tits to stop them touching your belly

Use rope or string or anything really. Even wear a bra if you have to
Her: Whats with the shoelaces?
You: I'm going to give you a hangers hoist
by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020
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shell hunger

shell hunger — unnecessary death caused by the lack of sufficient ammunition in the midst of a fire fight.
Before Ukrainians die of starvation or cold weather, many good men women and children will die of shell hunger if we don’t give that country the weapons it needs. ARSENAL OF DEMOCRACY, BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 24, 2023
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Hagerlife

A fatty, cuck husband, and son of Grimace. A Michigan superfan. A goddamn waste of space who fears me. Always trying to be fatter than yesterday and dodging flying prison poo. -McD
My Hagerlife is miserable, I have no friends and hide insults on the Internet about real men like a scared prag.
by Brenda Hagerman August 20, 2023
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skin hunger

When you've been without a date for a long, long time, haven't seen your Mom for ages, and no one has hugged you forever and you need someone to touch and hug you, that's skin hunger.

When you are lying in bed or sitting on a park bench and begin fantasizing about lying in bed holding another person and NOT thinking about sex. That's skin hunger!
"Wow. I just met this guy and he grabbed and hugged me the first time he saw me and he said, "Hello!!". My skin felt like it had been electrically buzzed! I have such terrible skin hunger."

I went to a masseuse. As he was massaging my legs and back and my skin was sizzling, I realized no one had touched me in a long, long time. Pure skin hunger!
by sweetsie March 20, 2011
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Coat-hangered

Being so drunk you aren't able to walk independently, and must be held up like a coathanger
'Man, i was absolutely coat-hangered last night XD'
by Dr John the Third February 25, 2019
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