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The stinking, fettered rag that started out as a Muslim square, and now terrorises us on a daily basis. Makes a good replacement for agar jelly on Petri dish as it harbours more bacteria than a toilet seat. Has a special place in hell reserved for it.
“Urgh, Maisie has hnger near us, get away before she infects you!”
hnger by iamgroot August 6, 2022
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Hungernausea 

The sensation that you are unsure is either hunger or nausea. Usually happens when you haven't eaten in a long while.
I'm feeling hungernausea... I'm not sure whether I should eat or not.
Hungernausea by broodholme September 12, 2020
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Hangers Hoist 

Aka a pair of shoelaces aka zip ties

Use them on your tits to stop them touching your belly

Use rope or string or anything really. Even wear a bra if you have to
Her: Whats with the shoelaces?
You: I'm going to give you a hangers hoist

shell hunger 

shell hunger — unnecessary death caused by the lack of sufficient ammunition in the midst of a fire fight.
Before Ukrainians die of starvation or cold weather, many good men women and children will die of shell hunger if we don’t give that country the weapons it needs. ARSENAL OF DEMOCRACY, BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hagerlife 

A fatty, cuck husband, and son of Grimace. A Michigan superfan. A goddamn waste of space who fears me. Always trying to be fatter than yesterday and dodging flying prison poo. -McD
My Hagerlife is miserable, I have no friends and hide insults on the Internet about real men like a scared prag.
Hagerlife by Brenda Hagerman August 20, 2023

skin hunger 

When you've been without a date for a long, long time, haven't seen your Mom for ages, and no one has hugged you forever and you need someone to touch and hug you, that's skin hunger.

When you are lying in bed or sitting on a park bench and begin fantasizing about lying in bed holding another person and NOT thinking about sex. That's skin hunger!
"Wow. I just met this guy and he grabbed and hugged me the first time he saw me and he said, "Hello!!". My skin felt like it had been electrically buzzed! I have such terrible skin hunger."

I went to a masseuse. As he was massaging my legs and back and my skin was sizzling, I realized no one had touched me in a long, long time. Pure skin hunger!
skin hunger by sweetsie March 20, 2011

Coat-hangered 

Being so drunk you aren't able to walk independently, and must be held up like a coathanger
'Man, i was absolutely coat-hangered last night XD'
Coat-hangered by Dr John the Third February 25, 2019
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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