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Humid Skid 

The occurrence of when you attempt to wipe a shart on a hot summer day and leave some behind, the humidity forms a new damp layer over the leftover skid mark, and with a unique blend of body heat and weather, it produces the most putrid and ungodly stench known to man.
Terry wreaked of Humid Skid, causing Rich to dry heave.

Dave forgot to shower, therefore bringing his foul smelling Humid Skid into bed with him, causing Patrica to awake and puke immediately.

Joe neglected to fully clean the shart mess off his leg resulting in a Humid Skid from the tacos that Leah made for him.
Humid Skid by skid squad May 13, 2012
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Humidititties 

Underboob sweat girls get when it's hot and humid. (Also happens to guys with man boobs, or Moobs.)
Omg I have such bad humidititties, it's so hot out, Fuck my life.
Humidititties by Boston y Amor August 25, 2016
Derived from the Warhammer and Warhammer 40,000 universes, Humie is often used by the Orks to refer to Humans, (Imperial Guard or Space Marines). It is not necessarily in a derogatory tone but being orks, it usually is.

This may also be employed by ork fans in other fantasy or sci-fi games where Orks / Orcs are a playable race along with Humans, such as World of Warcraft, (though officially in the lore, WoW Orcs do not really talk like that).
Dem humies be wantin' a fight, we'll giv 'em a fight!

More humies for stompin'! I wantz da teef, don' touch da teef!
Humie by KrazyMonkey June 14, 2012

humiliation ritual 

A humiliation ritual is when a record label forces or bribes their artist into doing things they wouldn’t normally end up doing, to weaken and destruct the society / audience they market to. Some examples of humiliation rituals
1) NBA Youngboy just painted his face like a clown .. That was a humiliation ritual
2) Charlamagne “da god” just gifted Dj Envy a butt toy of his ass and balls. I thought he was g. Must be a humiliation ritual
humiliation ritual by Truthestseeker December 12, 2021

Sexually Transmitted Humiliation (STH) 

STH occurs when you have sex with someone who will cause you to be humiliated by your peers. Usually the person is goofy or awkward and you regret having sex with him/her immediately after. It’s so embarrassing that you try to hide the fact that you two had sex to save yourself from the endless amount of jokes that your friends, coworkers, teachers, parents, and priest will make about you for the rest of your life. Similar to an STD, sexually transmitted humiliation cannot be cured.
Ben: Dude, did you screw Gertrude?
Tyler: No! No way, man! Why uhh... why do you ask?
Ben: Hahahah! You have Sexually Transmitted Humiliation (STH). That shit's worse than gonorrhea!
Priest: Tyler... you're fucked. Even God's laughing at you right now, in case you were wondering.
True humility is to recognize your value and others value while looking up. It is to see there is far greater than ourself into who we can become, who others can become, and how much more we can do and be.

To be humble is to serve others and be for their good as well as your own

To be humble is to have a realistic appreciation of your great strengths, but also of your weaknesses
Moses is an example of a man possessing true humility. He realizes his grandeur and importance as a leader of an entire nation, but also looked up to something greater than himself in G-d and realized how much more there is than who we are.
Humility by HonorYourself September 7, 2012
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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