hlombe 

Someone who has an unhealthy obsession with puns

The Hlombe laughed really hard at the lame pun

hlombe by Ridiculouslyoverpriced September 16, 2017

Holmberg's Law 

A subcategory of Murphy's Law that states: When interacting with a group of individuals, circumstances will unfold such that a sufferer of Holmberg's Law is never paired with attractive members of the opposite sex.

Steven - Man, last night there were six hot ladies and one guy, and I got paired up with the guy.

Dale - That sucks. Holmberg's Law, dude.

Holmberg's Law by Gelid May 6, 2014

Holmberging 

Loudly accusing others of doing the exact same thing you do as a distracting tactic

He really didn’t want people to focus on his own actions, so he started holmberging.

Holmberging by Fattabby June 17, 2021

homberged

The act of waiting until someone falls asleep in the prone position and then waking them up by viciously riding on their ass like a bull.

Dude did you see Matt at the party last night? He passed out piss drunk and got homberged hard!

homberged by shfiffty December 29, 2012

homberg 

The most hateful, terrible, and retarded person known to man. Denies love and positivity. Usually wears his pants too high. Not a smoker of loud or a blower of phat clouds.

Chris: "Man, that guy Aron is such a HOMBERG...."
Gage: "I totally agree, he took all of my loud."

homberg by DankFaRev February 6, 2018

hombeef 

A play on the words 'hom' meaning gay, 'homme' meaning man and 'beef' meaning beef. Originated after the infamous 'Manbeef' website was popularised.

"Shut up, Hombeef"

hombeef by Rory September 13, 2003

Holmbergesque

Of or pertaining to Holmberging. Appearing as one who redirects attention to someone else who has similar behavior to themselves. See also "the man behind the curtain" and Shaeism.

That is some Holmbergesque shit right there.

Holmbergesque by JakHass July 6, 2021