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One of the most popular words used by moronic Something Awful writers. A word that encourages a false sense of esteem within someone who knows themself to be inferior. Like those that say SUV drivers have tiny dicks.
"Rory, you just don't like anyone, and you must just have a tiny dick and a fat-ass car"
"Hey, I hate SUVs and guys who brag about the latest hardware they got for their tower, or their pimped out Mac; but that expression is so tired, it just makes you look like a jackass. And, hell, even /b/ might be more retarded, but at least they're funny"
SA: "e-penis, lol"
by Rory January 5, 2007
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by Rory August 26, 2003
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A term used in Burnout Revenge. A person who knocks alot of trucks over in a race.
"Wow Timmy, you are the Truxors"
by Rory November 6, 2005
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A site that used to be alright as it gave a type of open forum for people to discuss the lyrics of the song and what it meant.

Then people just used the space to give ill formed and ignorant opinions of songs and bands and just turn the site into a "I hate this band because <reason>... however, listen to me while I shove even more reasons why you should like this other band down your throat! HEre's some cool... art house rock! Yeh man, we're hip... but NOT HIP! Dangerous".... but I digress.

It's basically a musical lyrics version of Urban Dictionary, in what it's supposed to be and what it became.
"haha rock on dude. GOod Charlotte is thee worst band ever. They "look punk enough" thats about it. First of all, punk isnt a look, and it sure aint hosting their own show on mtv. Even before they got big i thought they sucked, so don't say I'm mad cause their big n famous now, they still blow. If anyone who likes this song considers themselves a punk, then i will not call myself a punk, even though i am, and you arent haha. So in conclusion, cood charlotte can suck blink 182's dicks and they should all kill themselves, nfg too while we're at it, and sum41, and all the fake bands out there....."

This delightful "review", brought to you by a gentleman named "IamTheEd". Under further investigation, he is a college student who among other things enjoys "Shakira" and "Drew Barrymore", as these two are in his top four list of all time actors.
by Rory April 2, 2005
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The onomatopoeia for when something gets splattered, as used by queer men, although they pronounce it thplatooie
I thaw the thcarietht movie the other day. A man got shot and THPLATOOIE!!! hith hed exploded
by Rory July 11, 2004
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1)Some Kind Of Monster.
2)Metallica's film on the recording sessions of St. Anger.
3)One of the most different Metallica songs to date.
Dude I just saw SKOM last night, it kicked ass!!
by Rory July 5, 2005
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