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A Hot Jewish Girl, when you see a girl with your buddies who is attractive and no one knows her name but you can tell she is jewish
hjg by cqg December 12, 2006
Words you can keep
Poob butt hair
I got a hjg e in my ass
hjg e by Lachlan August 9, 2019

hjgkfldpsoaizuxyctvrbenwmq 

The last step of ultimate boredom when a PC is available. It is achieved by reversing the alternating pattern of qmwnebrvtcyxuzilokpjahsgdf.
Founded on 10/29/18.
Person 1: Dude, what are you doing?
Person 2: hjgkfldpsoaizuxyctvrbenwmq
Person 1: Ah, understandable.

hjgfhnvfghewdgvwyfatuyhewdusrzyzhef3ey2qrsgufeiwg3eu 

how tf did you even find this
round of applause for the person who found hjgfhnvfghewdgvwyfatuyhewdusrzyzhef3ey2qrsgufeiwg3eu on urban dictionary

hjgjhfghjfgfgfghhfhjfggfjhgfhhjfgfghjfghjfghjgfhjfghjgfhjfghjfghjfghfghfghfghhjfgjhgfhfgjhghjfghjf 

when your suuuuuuper bored so decide to spam the letters f, g, h and j
im so hjgjhfghjfgfgfghhfhjfggfjhgfhhjfgfghjfghjfghjgfhjfghjgfhjfghjfghjfghfghfghfghhjfgjhgfhfgjhghjfghjfing bored

hjghjjjjjjjgjygxkjn 

Guy 1: Uh.... did you just smash your head on the keyboard? WHY DID YOU DO THAT DUDE?!

Guy2:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Guy 1: Oh..... I understand you now. But still....... you okay bro?
hjghjjjjjjjgjygxkjn is a result of someone SMASHING THEIR FUCKING HEAD ON THEIR KEY BOARD.

hjgfkldçsayutrioepwqbvncmxz 

You are really bored and you typed this on your keyboard
Hey, look what i searched!
What did you search honey?
hjgfkldçsayutrioepwqbvncmxz
What?
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