Music so awful that its only use is to be flaunted as a fashion accessory by those obsessed with the idea of coolness; it remains perpetually "obscure" because no sane human being would listen to this music for pleasure.
Dan: Hey dude, I just got a limited-edition copy of We Are As The Romans Should Have Been's new EP - and on vinyl, too! It's Gregorian chants with a mambo beat - mind-blowing! Come listen!

Ben: Ugh, no. You can keep your hipster shit to yourself.

Dan: SCREW YOU! YOU DON'T KNOW GOOD MUSIC!
by ACD8K November 21, 2011
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When an alternative person drinks too much coffee and gets the shits for dayz.
“Man I got the hipster shits” *sips iced pumpkin spice chai chocolate espresso latte*
by Keht October 8, 2018
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