hipster shit

Music so awful that its only use is to be flaunted as a fashion accessory by those obsessed with the idea of coolness; it remains perpetually "obscure" because no sane human being would listen to this music for pleasure.

Dan: Hey dude, I just got a limited-edition copy of We Are As The Romans Should Have Been's new EP - and on vinyl, too! It's Gregorian chants with a mambo beat - mind-blowing! Come listen!

Ben: Ugh, no. You can keep your hipster shit to yourself.

Dan: SCREW YOU! YOU DON'T KNOW GOOD MUSIC!

by ACD8K November 20, 2011

hipster shits

When an alternative person drinks too much coffee and gets the shits for dayz.

“Man I got the hipster shits” *sips iced pumpkin spice chai chocolate espresso latte*

by Keht October 8, 2018

hipstershit

n. A hipster who is especially pretentious. Typically does not wear makeup, wears clothes that do not match/fit, and listens to extremely obscure music. Derogatory connotation.

Damn, that girl's such a hipstershit; she listens to bands that don't even exist yet!

by Kristina L. April 22, 2008

hipstership

Is much like hipsterism, just sounds more... well, hipster-ish.

I occasionally do some hipstership, like wearing old-fashioned clothes, but that's it.

by iamale March 28, 2015

Hipsterhitler

Somebody that hates hipsters and wants to kill them all.

"I saw a hipsterhitler yesterday, I saluted him."
"This hipsterhitler is on the right page with this."
"More people should be hipsterhitlers."

by TheOnePencilLead July 3, 2016