hipster hat 

The practice of wearing a beanie, usually too long, on the back half of the head. Because, you know, actually keeping your head warm is too mainstream. Can be spotted year-round, often at bad local coffee shops.

Dude, did you see that dude wearing a hipster hat back there? LATFH, breh.

hipster hat by That one other OTHER guy June 28, 2011

hipster hate 

The act of hating or disliking something because liking it would be too mainstream.

1) "Dude, why don't you like the latest iPhone?"

"Nothing. Just giving it some hipster hate."

2) "Everyone except Rachel seems to have taken a liking in you."

"I know right? She's prolly just hipster hating on me."

hipster hate by twistedmoon February 28, 2012

hipster hate 

when an unconventional individual claims to hate but voluntarily takes part in something that the vast majority enjoys

Ex: facebook

"I hate Facebook"

"I don't like my birthday"
(Whilst actively taking part in said activities)

You hipster hate facebook
He hipster hates his birthday

hipster hate by Amatys October 5, 2017

Hipsterbation

When one masturbates with their left hand because everyone else masturbates with their right.

"Everyone shakes with their right hand, so you can't let your right be soft! That's why I masturbate with my left hand."

"Wait, so you masturbate with your left hand because no one else does?"

"Yeah"

"Hipsterbation, bro. Stoppit."

Hipsterbation by FreeKayTeeKay March 8, 2012

hipsterati 

a term derrived from literati, i.e. a person that uses his acumen to investigave deep issues of human existence. In this case, the hipsterati use their acumen (and we use this term lightly) to keep up on the pressing issues of the latests microtrends. They tend to move in "too-hip-for-thou" cliques and pass judgement on what is and isn't in.

-How was the show last night?
-It was amazing, but it was so crowded because the Hipsterati were out en masse!

hipsterati by Carlos R June 11, 2006

hipstermatic 

Someone that suddenly goes from a Ipod/mp3 player to a portable cassette player (suddenly goes from modern to vintage in less than a day) or from a computer/tablet to a typewriter

Winston: Ey Eliott, were's the CD player ?cant find it.
Eliott:Oh the CD player huh? Um i gave it away and start using a record player.

Winston:What!? Why!?
Eliott:I needed something different, something cool , something old school.
Winston: Wow a Hipstermatic.

hipstermatic by datsunboyy February 28, 2015

hipstergaters 

A word commonly used in place of goodbye, or see ya later.
Best used when leaving a group chat.

"Cya later, hipstergaters!"

hipstergaters by superedgyboi69-10+10-3+4-1=69g February 7, 2017