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Hipsterectomy 

Noun, Verb

Hipsterectorize, Hipsterectorate, Hipsterectify

The removal or dismissal of what is largely accepted to be cool or trendy. The process of de-hipsterizing someone or something.
Ex. Carlton just wants to stay home with his wife and play parcheesi, did he get a hipsterectomy or something?

Ex. That guy’s a real d-bag supreme, he needs a hipsterectomy.
Hipsterectomy by DK Lounge June 19, 2009
A term used to describe a female hipster
That hipstress over there is looking fine in her plaid shirt and her thrift store skinny pants.
Hipstress by Herbinator March 4, 2009

hipsterechtomy 

The de-hipsterizing of someone or some thing.
That guy's a real douche bag he needs a hipsterechtomy.
hipsterechtomy by DKLounge June 9, 2009

Hipsterection 

The result of a hipster being heavily aroused. Generally the result of Ray-Ban sunglasses, scarves, finding music on Youtube with less than 2,000 views, Pabst Blue Ribbon, etc.
"When I listened to Youth Lagoon's new album, I got a major hipstererection."

"When I heard their song on the radio I totally lost my hipsterection."
Hipsterection by TheDude321 May 7, 2013

hipstocrite 

Criticizing someone else for being a hipster while simultaneously being a hipster oneself. Nearly all hipsters will vehemently deny their status as a dirty, PBR-swigging, ironic tattoo-having, ugly thrift store find-wearing hipster.

The person who defined this word is obviously a fucking hipster.
Sanchez: God, look at that dirty hipster. Ugh, they're like the fucking scourge of the earth. Ooh hey guys, how ironic would it be if I DIY'ed a fannypack?!

Lenore: Oh for Dov's sake, Sanchez, you're such a hipstocrite. At least I accept it.
hipstocrite by tilly the terrible February 23, 2010

hipsteresque 

To do something that represents the typical hipster style.
Hipster: "I just bought a new American Apparel dress to wear to the White Rabbits show Friday. "
Friend: "Wow, Mary that is so hipsteresque of you!"
Hipster: "Thank you. Now give me some of your Pabst Blue Ribbon."
hipsteresque by orlyindiefuck? March 26, 2008