hipstream 

The hip mainstream. Something that is mainstream among hipsters.

Thick, black-rimmed glasses are totally hipstream.

hipstream by Kalle Bergman September 30, 2007

hipstream 

The hipstream is the flow of fashion, the zeigiest, the trendiest trend. It is the state of being in the flow of fashion's cutting edge.

Dude, is that an iPhone? You really are in the hipstream!

hipstream by lowrpm December 7, 2009

hipstream 

When hipster things become mainstream because they are hipster.

The word hipster became hipstream.

hipstream by MegaBass November 1, 2013

Hipstress

A term used to describe a female hipster

That hipstress over there is looking fine in her plaid shirt and her thrift store skinny pants.

Hipstress by Herbinator March 4, 2009

Hipsterminator

A futuristic killing machine sent back in time to rid the world of all hipsters. That is it's only purpose.

This term is derived from the words Hipster and Terminator.

Hipster #1: "We better leave American Apparel (Pauses to light his cigarette and enhance his hipster lifestyle.) and get to the coffee shop before the Hipsterminator finds us and turns us to dust."

Hipster #2: "I'm too hip to care at the moment, Eleh's Radiant Intervals sounds too rad. Heard it yet?

Hipster #1: "Yeah man, I actually wasn't really in to it. Very Mediocre in my opinion. (Not only lying to earn credit with his friend because he's never actually heard of them but denying to like it to show how hip he is.) I hope the Hipsterminator isn't listening in on this conversation, we'll be dead for sure.

Hipsterminator by RumpleGeist February 21, 2011

Hipstermobile 

A hipstermobile is a form of ironic transportation, used primarily to transport two people -- usually a hipster and his or her iPhone -- between various locales or events that the hipster deems to be important. It is a type of bicycle, specifically of a single speed with fixed gears, also known as a "fixie". Often, the bicycle chassis is painted over with a single solid color using spray paint. This eliminates the brand name from the bicycle, which might otherwise clash with the hispter's "local is better" ethos, and also because the spray paint amplifies the hipster's urban-chic identity.

The hipster sits on a banana seat closer to the rear wheel of the hipstermobile while the iPhone sits on the handlebar in a specially-designed mount, available through Amazon.com. Whilst pedalling the hipstermobile, the hipster will issue voice commands to the iPhone. Typical commands include:

"Take a photo of this ironic building and post it to my Tumblr."
"Use Wikipedia to find a virtually unknown folk band from circa 1982 and then Tweet it to everyone who follows me."
"Is there a free BYOB arts & crafts festival in a two-mile radius of my current location?"
"Go into my draft folder and send that plea for more money to my parents."

Hipstermobiles are often spotted near cafes and post-gentrification diners, near arts & crafts festivals, and in parks during normal peoples' working hours.

Dude, I just saw a grown man sitting on the curb crying. He looked to be cradling an iPhone that had fallen to its death from the handlebar of his hipstermobile. He couldn't even update his status to tell anyone about what had happened!

Hipstermobile by hipster_of_the_month May 7, 2013

hipsterati 

a term derrived from literati, i.e. a person that uses his acumen to investigave deep issues of human existence. In this case, the hipsterati use their acumen (and we use this term lightly) to keep up on the pressing issues of the latests microtrends. They tend to move in "too-hip-for-thou" cliques and pass judgement on what is and isn't in.

-How was the show last night?
-It was amazing, but it was so crowded because the Hipsterati were out en masse!

hipsterati by Carlos R June 11, 2006