hipsterechtomy 

The de-hipsterizing of someone or some thing.

That guy's a real douche bag he needs a hipsterechtomy.

hipsterechtomy by DKLounge June 9, 2009

Hipsterectomy 

Noun, Verb

Hipsterectorize, Hipsterectorate, Hipsterectify

The removal or dismissal of what is largely accepted to be cool or trendy. The process of de-hipsterizing someone or something.

Ex. Carlton just wants to stay home with his wife and play parcheesi, did he get a hipsterectomy or something?

Ex. That guy’s a real d-bag supreme, he needs a hipsterectomy.

Hipsterectomy by DK Lounge June 19, 2009

Hipsterectomy 

The act of killing or causing serious harm to a hipster by drowning them in the main stream.

I think he needs a Hipsterectomy! He's wearing dress shoes with his chino's roled! He's listening to indie pop and his moustache is curled at the end! We need to preform the Hipsterectomy stat!

Hipsterectomy by Dr Texas June 8, 2015

Hipsterectomy 

The act of killing or causing serious harm to a hipster by drowning them in the main stream.

I think he needs a Hipsterectomy! He's wearing dress shoes with his chino's roled! He's listening to indie pop and his moustache is curled at the end! We need to preform the Hipsterectomy stat!

Hipsterectomy by Dr Texas June 8, 2015

hissterectomy 

A surgical operation on a female snake when she doesn't want any more babies.

Apparently snake venom is an effective means to neutralize sperm, so I wonder if a female could use it as a "hissterectomy"?

hissterectomy by QuacksO May 8, 2023

hissterectomy

An operation dat a chick gets "down there" in order to no longer be affected by "trouser snakes".

Lustful guys' love-pipes don't generally make any noise, but they surely get "stiff 'n' vertical" very readily, so a gal's getting a "hisstERECTomy" would be effective against "surprises" in either case.

hissterectomy by QuacksO April 29, 2026