hipstah

A person who can be identified as a hipster but does not try to be a hipster. They are being themselves when they wear v-necks, drink PBR, and listen to The Decemberists. They do not try to follow the hipster trends.

"I'm not a hipster, I'm just trying to be myself," said the hipstah boy wearing neon tight jeans and a deep v-neck shirt.

hipstah by misplacedinspace June 7, 2010

Hipstake 

An expression of condemnation or exasperation uttered by someone (typically a non-hipster) after a hipster has done or said something ill-advised.

"Did you hear that Humphrey got Tulip preggers after he accidentally put on one of the rubber balloons left over from his balloon portrait of Bjork embracing Madonna, instead of a condom?"

"Hipstake!"

Hipstake by hipster_of_the_month May 7, 2013

Hipstapotomus 

a twenty something year old large male trying to fit in his girlfriends jeans for a concert in the city featuring a band you've never heard of at a place you won't fit into.

Did you see that Hipstapotomus on the subway??" "Yea man, if you want to fit into the crowd, you can't fit into your jeans.

Hipstapotomus by TheCraigsListKiller August 12, 2011

Hipstafrication 

1. The buying and renovation of lofts and stores in deteriorated urban neighborhoods by young hipsters. Despite their flamboyant presentations of independence and hipsterness, their rents are paid by their rich parents.

2. An instance of hipstafrying; the condition of being hipstafried.

3. See: Williamsburg, Bushwick, etc.

"Gentrification has very little to do with white hipsters moving into the ‘hood'" - Carmen Van Kerckhove

...Hipstafrication however, has everything to do with it.

Hipstafrication by skybloom May 2, 2009

Hipstafuknshwag 

Images created by a monkey on an cell phone using the Hipstamatic app and somehow passed off as "art."

"Dude! Did you see that photo I took on my phone?
It was shot with Hipstamatic
Lens: Roboto Glitter Ass Wipe
Flash: Off
Film: Vintage Goat Choad

That's what I call ART!"

"No... Actually, that's just Hipstafuknshwag!!!!

Hipstafuknshwag by Pikaman November 11, 2011

Hipstattraction 

When a female is attracted to hipster men with beards and flannel due to a chemical reaction that is the result of a previous unhealthy relationship with a douchebag/bro/jock/athlete

"After Brad, the all-star football player/frat boy, cheated on Sally, she started becoming attracted to skinny bearded men who play the banjo on top of mountains"
"That's a prime example of Hipstattraction"

Hipstattraction by OnlyLikeMenWithBeards October 8, 2012

Hipsta Please 

it's like the same thing as saying to the hipster "yeah, right" or "give me a break". It's an urban style way to say "Hipster, Please stop your nonsense".

Hipster: I only listen to music that nobody know. That makes me different from everyone.

Me: Hipsta Please!

Hipsta Please by Purple Little Star 0386 June 29, 2012