hipsta 

Term of endearment derived from the word hipster, much like the word 'nigga,' only usually used in reference to white people.

Wussup my hipsta?

hipsta by Dick Ballderass August 13, 2010

hipsta 

An african-american rapper who wears lens-less glasses, skinny jeans (sometimes backwards) and enjoys odd peircings. Their shirts typically involve cartoon characters (spongebob, squidward, etc;) or ironic sentences. Hipsta music tends to center around a new dance they invented and is extremely repetitious.

Rej3ctz
hipsta

hipsta by Knowledge95 May 23, 2011

hipsta 

A leet, sexy warlock. The leetest of all warlocks

That Hipsta is so awesome, she killed ten horde with her hands behind her back.

hipsta by KaitlynAnn April 21, 2008

Hipsta Please 

it's like the same thing as saying to the hipster "yeah, right" or "give me a break". It's an urban style way to say "Hipster, Please stop your nonsense".

Hipster: I only listen to music that nobody know. That makes me different from everyone.

Me: Hipsta Please!

Hipsta Please by Purple Little Star 0386 June 29, 2012

hipsta please 

meaning hipster ya right or ya your a hipster in a sarcastic way ...also known as being a shirt that harry styles wore ! :)

hipsta please

hipsta please by harrystylescat October 19, 2012

hipster milk 

A beverage consumed primarily by hipsters. It consists of the hand-squeezed breast milk of organic, free-range, grain-fed soya beans. Hipster milk is free of all preservatives, artificial flavours, artificial colors, and pretense. Hipster milk is certified green. Soya beans are not harmed in the production of hipster milk.

"Hipster milk on sale this week: $6 / 1L eco-carton."

hipster milk by hipster_of_the_month February 6, 2013

Hipster mullet

A hipster mullet is a hairstyle or hairdo, similar in volume to the rockabilly mullets sported by country legend Billy Ray Cyrus and TV star Richard Dean Anderson (better known as MacGyver) in the early 90s. The hipster mullet is an updated version of the rockabilly mullet, but infused with "alternative" elements such as neon highlights or extreme differentials between the length of the mullet piece (hair at top of head) and the hair on the sides and back of head, which might be shaved down to mere stubble. By shaving the back and sides down, the mullet piece is emphasized, thereby increasing the irony of the hairdo.

The hipster mullet has been adopted by hipster males and females alike. While a male hipster mullet and a female hipster mullet are similar, a male hipster mullet is often accompanied by additional moustaches, moustachios, beards, goatees, chinstraps, and designer stubble. For both males and females, the hipster mullet is typically accented by "larger than life" sun spectacles, worn at all times of year and in all light levels. Stiegl and Pabst are thought to provide nutrients such as provitamin B5 that improve mullet volume and sheen.

The hipster mullet is best observed in urban parks, in independent cafes, at alternative music gigs, and at college art shows, during the working hours of non-hipsters.

The hipster mullet is closely related to other updated hairstyles, such as the hipster mohawk and the hipster rattail.

"Daschiell, did you read my Tweet from five minutes ago??"

"Sorry Sabine, I'm still trying to update my blog on the weak wi-fi signal that everyone in this independent cafe is stealing from the Starbucks nextdoor. What was your Tweet about?"

"It was about how Bitsy and Flavius are sporting matching hipster mullets today! They are practically identical, except for the purple curls in hers and the neck beard growing out of his!"

"I hope they didn't see that you called them hipsters! They'll go apoplectic!"

Hipster mullet by hipster_of_the_month May 8, 2013