Hipstake 

An expression of condemnation or exasperation uttered by someone (typically a non-hipster) after a hipster has done or said something ill-advised.

"Did you hear that Humphrey got Tulip preggers after he accidentally put on one of the rubber balloons left over from his balloon portrait of Bjork embracing Madonna, instead of a condom?"

"Hipstake!"

Hipstake by hipster_of_the_month May 7, 2013

hipshaker 

Bootylicious dance party

Let's go to to the hipshaker at Club X tonight.

hipshaker by shaolinpunks June 14, 2017

Histake 

Another way of saying (High-Stake)

Histake - involving serious risk if not successful

There is now a Histake poker underway.

Histake by The_Dark May 24, 2022

Hipstametical 

When your looking smart. But not a goodie two smart. A baddie smart.

I got a nice suit on, some nice drip. Im looking Hipstametical today!

Hipstametical by Danz + Leanz April 27, 2023