11 definitions by mossyrock

A disease in which a man's credit card mysteriously hemorrhages money while in his wife's possession.
Dude - your wife bought herself a diamond on your card. You definitely have buyarrhea.
by mossyrock September 4, 2014
The daily "special" at a chinese restaurant, made by adding three scallions and a mushroom to any other sauce in the restaurant.
Don't order the chef's special sauce. It's the same as General Tso's, but probably with something extra - like celery, or botchelism.
by mossyrock September 5, 2014
When too-tight pants lose the fight against a gigantic ass.
"That girl has a bad case of hungry hippo. She shouldn't be tryin' to pull off a size 0!"
by mossyrock September 4, 2014
When a person's face is so bloated and deformed that it's impossible to distinguish it from their ass. As it is, the ass already resembles a hippopotamus face. For the poor bastard sporting one of these, it also resembles theirs. It is a synonym with "Ed Zachary Disease".
Yikes - look at that double hippopotamus. If he ate with his ass and sat on his face, I wouldn't know the difference.
by mossyrock September 4, 2014
An incorrect pronunciation of "Kama Sutra", ironically either by an Hindu person who can't pronounce English, or English person who can't spell Hindu.
Hey - you got laid by that girl you've always wanted? The karma sutra! I mean, the karma suits ya. I mean, you need a Kama Sutra!
by mossyrock April 27, 2015
The collage of lint that accumulates on your laundry when the lint filter hasn't been cleaned.
Dude - my belly-button is sporting some major linterest.
by mossyrock February 25, 2015
The girl on the guest list whose boobs everyone's dying to see. She's vibrant, fun, and definitely has her tits about her.
Cynthia will definitely be the breast of honor at this party. Her bra size is so big they had to use Greek letters to describe it.
by mossyrock September 10, 2014