mossyrock's definitions

hungry hippo

When too-tight pants lose the fight against a gigantic ass.

"That girl has a bad case of hungry hippo. She shouldn't be tryin' to pull off a size 0!"

by mossyrock September 3, 2014

Karma Sutra

An incorrect pronunciation of "Kama Sutra", ironically either by an Hindu person who can't pronounce English, or English person who can't spell Hindu.

Hey - you got laid by that girl you've always wanted? The karma sutra! I mean, the karma suits ya. I mean, you need a Kama Sutra!

by mossyrock April 27, 2015

chef's special sauce

The daily "special" at a chinese restaurant, made by adding three scallions and a mushroom to any other sauce in the restaurant.

Don't order the chef's special sauce. It's the same as General Tso's, but probably with something extra - like celery, or botchelism.

by mossyrock September 4, 2014

gasphemy

When, failing to control yourself in church, a fart slips out and interrupts the sermon.

What did you confess today?
Gasphemy - I was the one who knocked out the nun.

by mossyrock February 15, 2015

breast of honor

The girl on the guest list whose boobs everyone's dying to see. She's vibrant, fun, and definitely has her tits about her.

Cynthia will definitely be the breast of honor at this party. Her bra size is so big they had to use Greek letters to describe it.

by mossyrock September 9, 2014

one weird trick

A premise of connected bullshit online advertisements that claim to give you things you simply can't have, for a simple monthly fee along with your personal information, which undoubtedly transmits through a secure, non virus-contaminated internet connection that's not being patrolled 24/7 by identity thieves. They offer things like bigger penises and slimmer waistlines because they want to make an offer no one's ever thought of before!

Husband: "Honey - I saw this add on the internet about a penis enlargement, and look what it did for m -" SPPLATTT!
"Yep. That's one weird trick for sure! Put it in the freezer, and I'll take it to work in the morning."

by mossyrock November 29, 2014

double hippopotamus

When a person's face is so bloated and deformed that it's impossible to distinguish it from their ass. As it is, the ass already resembles a hippopotamus face. For the poor bastard sporting one of these, it also resembles theirs. It is a synonym with "Ed Zachary Disease".

Yikes - look at that double hippopotamus. If he ate with his ass and sat on his face, I wouldn't know the difference.

by mossyrock September 3, 2014