Definitions by mossyrock

Karma Sutra 

An incorrect pronunciation of "Kama Sutra", ironically either by an Hindu person who can't pronounce English, or English person who can't spell Hindu.

Hey - you got laid by that girl you've always wanted? The karma sutra! I mean, the karma suits ya. I mean, you need a Kama Sutra!

Karma Sutra by mossyrock April 27, 2015

linterest 

The collage of lint that accumulates on your laundry when the lint filter hasn't been cleaned.

Dude - my belly-button is sporting some major linterest.

linterest by mossyrock February 24, 2015

for a good time call 

Precedes a phone-sex number, typically in a public restroom. Losers on the toilet pay to hear dumb women talk about sex, which spares us the pain of hearing them talk about anything else. It's a tag-line for, well, a tag-line.

Sia's single Chandlier says "I'm the one for a good time call".

for a good time call by mossyrock February 19, 2015

clipboarding 

Clipboarding is the result of a popular artist with no talent copying and pasting popular lingo into their songs to make music.

Does the song say shawty? Yep
Does it say dancefloor? Yep
Does it mention tits? Yep
Excellent, we're clipboarding ourselves a chart-topper.

clipboarding by mossyrock February 15, 2015

gasphemy 

When, failing to control yourself in church, a fart slips out and interrupts the sermon.

What did you confess today?
Gasphemy - I was the one who knocked out the nun.

gasphemy by mossyrock February 15, 2015

one weird trick

A premise of connected bullshit online advertisements that claim to give you things you simply can't have, for a simple monthly fee along with your personal information, which undoubtedly transmits through a secure, non virus-contaminated internet connection that's not being patrolled 24/7 by identity thieves. They offer things like bigger penises and slimmer waistlines because they want to make an offer no one's ever thought of before!

Husband: "Honey - I saw this add on the internet about a penis enlargement, and look what it did for m -" SPPLATTT!
"Yep. That's one weird trick for sure! Put it in the freezer, and I'll take it to work in the morning."

one weird trick by mossyrock November 29, 2014

breast of honor 

The girl on the guest list whose boobs everyone's dying to see. She's vibrant, fun, and definitely has her tits about her.

Cynthia will definitely be the breast of honor at this party. Her bra size is so big they had to use Greek letters to describe it.

breast of honor by mossyrock September 9, 2014