11 definitions by mossyrock

buyarrhea

A disease in which a man's credit card mysteriously hemorrhages money while in his wife's possession.

Dude - your wife bought herself a diamond on your card. You definitely have buyarrhea.

by mossyrock September 4, 2014

for a good time call

Precedes a phone-sex number, typically in a public restroom. Losers on the toilet pay to hear dumb women talk about sex, which spares us the pain of hearing them talk about anything else. It's a tag-line for, well, a tag-line.

Sia's single Chandlier says "I'm the one for a good time call".

by mossyrock February 20, 2015

gasphemy

When, failing to control yourself in church, a fart slips out and interrupts the sermon.

What did you confess today?
Gasphemy - I was the one who knocked out the nun.

by mossyrock February 16, 2015

clipboarding

Clipboarding is the result of a popular artist with no talent copying and pasting popular lingo into their songs to make music.

Does the song say shawty? Yep
Does it say dancefloor? Yep
Does it mention tits? Yep
Excellent, we're clipboarding ourselves a chart-topper.

by mossyrock February 16, 2015

hungry hippo

When too-tight pants lose the fight against a gigantic ass.

"That girl has a bad case of hungry hippo. She shouldn't be tryin' to pull off a size 0!"

by mossyrock September 4, 2014

Karma Sutra

An incorrect pronunciation of "Kama Sutra", ironically either by an Hindu person who can't pronounce English, or English person who can't spell Hindu.

Hey - you got laid by that girl you've always wanted? The karma sutra! I mean, the karma suits ya. I mean, you need a Kama Sutra!

by mossyrock April 27, 2015

linterest

The collage of lint that accumulates on your laundry when the lint filter hasn't been cleaned.

Dude - my belly-button is sporting some major linterest.

by mossyrock February 25, 2015