himjob

Him job is when one licks their own finger and rubs it around the rim of their bootyhole.

He felt the need for a rimjob but had no partner, so he lubed up his finger to perform a himjob

by Plant purp June 27, 2020

humjob

1. A blowjob given while humming.

by cakes June 11, 2003

hamjob

When a woman wraps a slice of ham around a guy's penis and then gives him a handjob.

Nick: Man to spice up me and Blair's love life i had her give me a hamjob the other day.

Bobby: Yo how was it?

Nick: SWEEEEEEET

by dukerj94 August 13, 2010

HIMEOBS

HIMEOBS (His Imperial Majesty's Elite Orbital Bomber Squadron) is a worldwide intelligence agency charged with obtaining and analysing information about foreign governments, corporations, and persons for classified purposes. Additionally, the agency sometimes engages in propaganda and public relations efforts. It also serves as a paramilitary force via covert operations at the direction of a Commander-in-Chief and under oversight by an independent Board of Advisors. This last role has caused a lot of controversy, raising questions about the legality, morality, effectiveness, and wisdom of such operations.

HIMEOBS is sometimes referred to euphemistically in government and military parlance as The Squadron, particularly when its operations in a particular area are an open secret.

by HIMEOBS September 7, 2007

HIMEOBS

HIMEOBS (n) - His Imperial Majesty's Elite Orbital Bomber Squadron

Rumor has it that HIMEOBS is planning an orbital strike soon, but nobody knows where it will occur.

by "Bob" August 11, 2006

HIMEOBS

The term HIMEOBS (His Imperial Majesty's Elite Orbital Bomber Squadron), in popular culture, is used in conspiracy theories to describe men dressed in black suits, sometimes with glowing eyes or other monstrous features, claiming to be government agents who attempt to harass or threaten civilians into silence. HIMEOBS operatives always seem to have detailed information on the persons they contact, as if the individual had been under surveillance for a prolonged amount of time.

Individuals who may be considered a risk to national security based on loose conversation or publishing information after being 'read-in' to or 'read-out' of a special access program are sometimes visited by HIMEOBS operatives.

by HIMEOBS September 8, 2007

hamjob

-noun

a handjob received after the age of 20

Ranger Ham was a 20 year old park ranger when he received his first handjob. Because handjobs are almost exclusively given in the early teens, it seems appropriate that in Ranger Ham's honor we define any handjob given after the age of 20 as a hamjob.

by Lil Chewy August 13, 2008